Stop pretending to be sick- get sick for real!
Created | Updated Oct 24, 2006
When saying you have a previous engagement won't pass as an exuse one must resort to more desperate measures.
Playing hookey: we've all tried it. When you need to get out of doing something you don't want to sometimes there is no other way out. Often this is done before a test at school. Sometimes before bingo night with gran, or your neighbour's bar mitzvah. There are various techniques involved in this delicate art of playing hookey, but one fundamental skill is required for all types: acting. Without training or experience, this can be a tricky area for many. Without a sufficiently convincing act, the whole scheme could backfire on you, resulting in shame and anguish. A small slip up, a badly executed groan or an insincere facial expression could foil the plan completely. Until now.
Here is a recipe to make you genuinely sick:
1 slice of white bread(toasted optional)
1 tablespoon of toothpaste
Method:
Spread toothpaste on bread.
Eat.
Within 10 minutes you'll be gagging over a toilet for real! Feeling and looking like you're sick. And the best part is that it only lasts about 2 hours.
Problem solved!
Playing hookey: we've all tried it. When you need to get out of doing something you don't want to sometimes there is no other way out. Often this is done before a test at school. Sometimes before bingo night with gran, or your neighbour's bar mitzvah. There are various techniques involved in this delicate art of playing hookey, but one fundamental skill is required for all types: acting. Without training or experience, this can be a tricky area for many. Without a sufficiently convincing act, the whole scheme could backfire on you, resulting in shame and anguish. A small slip up, a badly executed groan or an insincere facial expression could foil the plan completely. Until now.
Here is a recipe to make you genuinely sick:
1 slice of white bread(toasted optional)
1 tablespoon of toothpaste
Method:
Spread toothpaste on bread.
Eat.
Within 10 minutes you'll be gagging over a toilet for real! Feeling and looking like you're sick. And the best part is that it only lasts about 2 hours.
Problem solved!
