h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

So the truth about the DNA site outages is finally revealed eh?

Is the h2g2 office losing another desk?

Still, does that mean you'll be sat in that posh bit on the ground floor?

Good luck Abi

Hope it goes well or you could be back with us lot

trash the place*dropson the floor*Ahh the cleaner will get them

Abi...leaving? No...

Yes

Abi is still comeing back every so often for a couple of hours or so

*Is partially more happy*

good tho your heart is breakingeven tho it`s aching

*Vestboy leaps into the room and scratches a certain stain on his vest to release the mystical perfume of "can't go won't go" in Abi's direction*

Breathe deeply Abi. You know it makes sense.

*Scratches another stain which is almost a perfect match for Lochangel's breath*

You wouldn't want to walk away from that now, would you?

Are they adertising for a replacement?



B

Hi Abi. How exciting! Will you get to sit in the Live Chat window of Bush House and have crowds of people wonder which famous celeb you are?

How can we replace the irreplaceable?

Of course, you do know what the rest of that saying is...

Er, no?

The full saying is "A jack of all trades, and master of none"

Ah, I see. I thought you meant what I said in my previous post.

I'll leave beating you with a stcik to Abi.

Ohh, is that a promise?

Form an orderly queue!

B

But you're not leaving completely. SO that's okay.