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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Sep 13, 2000
Ah, a clue. But she's been off for a week, so she should be back by now.
Oh! Hello. Where have you been?
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Abi Posted Sep 13, 2000
Lying on a sofa with my leg elevated watching Sky TV - 8 million channels and still nothing to watch!!
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Sep 13, 2000
Nothing to watch?! What about QVC? TV Travel Shop? TV Travel Shop 2? Some people don't know when they're well off. 
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Abi Posted Sep 13, 2000
Not as good as Shop America!
And the God Channel was quite good too!
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Sep 13, 2000
Shop America? I dread to think...
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Demon Drawer Posted Sep 13, 2000
I htink that must be a realtors channel where you can buy up little bits of America or if you are the US government other bits of the world, I think that's how they got Alaska. 
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Abi Posted Sep 13, 2000
No it is a shopping channel broadcasting to Britain, with British presenters and products priced in pounds. But it is broadcasting from the States!
It sells mainly self help tapes - v funny.
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Sep 13, 2000
Sounds like they're already beyond help.
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Abi Posted Sep 13, 2000
Yes, they should be arriving with you shortly. Let me know how you get on with them DD - we look forward to seeing a difference! 
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Joe aka Arnia, Muse, Keeper, MathEd, Guru and Zen Cook (business is booming) Posted Sep 13, 2000
DD is almost certainly beyond help
I need a self-help tape on escaping a soap opera. Do they sell them?
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Demon Drawer Posted Sep 13, 2000
*wonders what title's Abi could possibly have felt relevant to me*
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Sep 14, 2000
Why do they need to sell self help tapes anyway, don't they just put a big box of them on a table and say "Help yourself"?
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Abi Posted Sep 14, 2000
Because they are a capitalist organisation run by evil shape-changing pixie creatures of course.
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Sep 14, 2000
I thought as much.
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Joe aka Arnia, Muse, Keeper, MathEd, Guru and Zen Cook (business is booming) Posted Sep 14, 2000
Those pixies are the same ones that run Opec aren't they?
We just ran out of oil worldwide. *bows head in mourning as the oil age ends*
Stanlow is Shell's largest refinery and it produces no petrol. Funny that.
This is all a front. I have just looked around online and got some rather interesting reading. Apparently the person who organised the protests is a VERY rich landowner, an MA from a rich family. NOT a poor and humble farmer.
The US has swallowed 25% per year and they are blaming countries which when put together use 5%.
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Abi Posted Sep 14, 2000
He might be a rich famer Joe, but his protests might have a lot to do with the pooer areas of Britain like the Scottish highlands that rely very heavily on cars and therefore petrol.
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