h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Isn't that a fire hazard?

I think we might have to be more discreet than that - her employers are lurking around here somewhere and we don't wan to get her into any trouble.

Lost: one Deputy Community Editor. Answers to many names. May have been kidnapped by her flatmates and tied to a chair to stop her moving out. If found, please contact h2g2 immediately.

Worrying isn't it? I was thinking of contacting the Police, but as my accent becomes ever more Irish-like they are taking less and less notice of me

*rushes in with arms full of posters and a bucket of paste and a brush slung over his forearm*

Quick, let's go around the guide sticking these up!

*hands some around and rushes out again*

Unpack the bloodhounds and fetch me my spectacles; it's time we got this search going in ernest.

Very odd - Like she's wandered into the Bermuda Triangle.


btw - who's Ernest?


- Adam

Ernest Zemty - Tracker down of missing birds

She's probably gone somewhere there's a respite from these feeble puns

I don't know - if so she's holding out longer than usual...

Yup... a week without h2g2 is virtually unheard of.

Has anyone searched around for a ransom note?

Or alternatively, has anybody asked one of the Italics where Abi has gone on holiday?

There's nothing on her personal space... where else would it be?

not sure. Hold on I will have a look.

Thanks. Let us know if you find anything, we're worried.

I will - I will make it top priority for this morning.

You will be the first to know!

Thanks.

Oh hold on - I have found something!

It is a doctors certificated declaring Abi Sawyer unfit for work for the last week - does that help?

No it is not! It is a doctor's certificate declaring me unfit for work for the last week.

So there we go.