h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hello Abi.

I am one of the Assistant Community Editors (ACEs) that have volunteered to greet new researchers and help show them around h2g2. If you have any questions while visiting, feel free to ask the ACEs, who.........

Oh, I'm sorry, wrong speech. What I meant to say was:

Congratulations! Welcome to the team

-TVF

Thanks - I can't think of a nicer team to join!

Oh, that Frink is such a card!

*blushes and stubs toe into the ground with chin on chest and hands behind back*
Hi Abi, remember me?

Vestie!!! You old so and so - how could I forget. How are the ferrets?

A relation of mine perhaps?

Hello and congratulations. Sorry they're a little late I've not been around as much as I used to.

I spent most of yesterday wandering where you had got to DE. Nice to have you back!

The ferrets are fine. They've had babies. And the babies have had babies.

It's getting harder to walk every day.

Hi Abi, and may I too offer my congratulations on your new job. Hopefully I should see you in your new habitat soon, as Peta and I are currently trying to work out a mutually convenient time for me to visit TDV Towers.
Sadly, though, it sounds from your page as if I won't be hearing from my tiny-scythed friend again. I have poured out my sorrow over the loss of little Grimmy in musical form. See http://www.h2g2.com/A279524 for details.

Oh Ormy he will be very touched. But never fear - he should be back for the virtual party - I believe he is coming with Samuel Pepys.

Venus in Furs sends her love incidentally!

I did guess those two were related in some way, but accused someone else of using them

I like the too song Ormy

So who did you accuse - you never know they could turn out to be me too!

We were in the addiction clinic and I accused Bluebottle. He's got about four aliases anyway (that he admits to) and we were trying to guess them. Somehow I don't think you'd have enough time to be him as well though

Well while we are on the subject of Bluebottle - he never paid me for his Venus franchise!

That was the last alias we picked up

What about all the other Venuses(Venii?)? There ended up being about 12 of them or something. Well for a few weeks everywhere I looked there seemed to be another one.

There was only one true Venus!

Obviously, though I dodn't think she ever turned up on h2g2, her religion having died out 1500 years ago

but take comfort from the fact I can't type "don't" properly

I wish I could but that would be unprofessional