h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

first we must swell your head a little bit more............ OH MADMUNK WE BOW AT YOUR GLORY!!!! YOUR KNOWLEDGE IS GREAT AND WE ARE HUMBLED BY YOUR VERY PRESENSE!!!!!!

Must.. resist.. the.. temptation.... head must... not swell.....
grrrrr.....

OUR MADMUNK 'TIS OF THEE HOW GREAT THY GLORY BE OUR GREAT MADMUNK!!!! THE ROCKETS RED GLARE BOMBS BURSTING IN AIR GIVE PROOF THROUGH THE NIGHT THAT OUR KING IS STILL THERE!!!!!!!!!!!!1

ahh... aint that sweet? now i'm gonna have to bye a new bed to rest my ginormous cranium on...

good!!! the swelling should be just about right now!!!!! here have some VODKA

Now, look, Madmunk!.......You must keep in mind the fact that I AM a "redneck" from Alabama. The fact that I get spelling and grammar anywhere CLOSE to right is unusual behavior around here!(spellchecks are wonderful things.....if only I would take time to use it!)

Well, a spell check is a hard thing to code, but since the powersyadayada have had so many requests, i'm sure they'll put one in soon...
Work Work! you varments......

hey now what in the world happened in here now madmunk is a king and my mom is giving away vodka well anywho . man how come the fun only appears when i have left the bialding huh . well makes me feal real wanted. ok anyways ive gots to go love ya lots love always tamara

here tamara have a chocolate fishy
if you stay away for extended periods of time you tend to miss things...should teach you to be more attentive now shouldn't it

(chew chew chew ) (wipping lips)ummmm that was good hey anyways mom hey ummm...... soooooo......ummmm........ ok here ive got it how is work going. well anyways. i hope that i dont miss out on to much more stuff wel ok gots to go bye love always tamara

Hey Guys..... should we tell here what was in the chocolate fishy?????

nah, wait until she starts falling over non-existent objects....

but madmunk.....she does that without the help of our little chocolate fishies.....she still won't understand the implications of what she has done by eating them

Oh... well.. erm...
I've thought up and amazing alternative!!!
Give all the Chocolate Fishies to me!!!

Hey There MadMunk!!!!!! Just because you showed up here while on your vacation i will make an extra special batch just for you
monsy

Woohoo! thanx monshari!
*yum* *yum*

just remember who gave them to you....i may need your asistance one day soon

Hey, i'm ALWAYS here to help. (except for the next few weels...)
well, i could always help you via e-mail....

that will work lovely ....i will send my first request soon so keep your eyes peeled

I'll be ready...