h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

hey this is where i was talking to madmunk at ok see i did spell it right seee i can spell something . anyways. ok so mom i am intelingent. anyways i think that i am in my own little world not good to discourage little people that could make them fill like loosers in life see no more cracks on me at least for a mintute. (humhumhumhumhumhumhum)ok mins. up. ok you can crack on me now not dicouraged anymore ok whatever bye for now. love always tamara colwell

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ok madmunk....so i did not pick the sharpest tack in the box.

hey well i dont think that i am gonig to get anywhere in this fourm. well anywho marijke is not all that intelegent either. so dont crack on me all the time we will get her in this thing and we will see who is more intelgent ok sorry for putting u in the middle of this madmunk is that spelled right anywho bye.....

don't feel too bad tamara for if marijke were here she would get the same treatment as you have gotten...it is only right, i mean adults are supposed to pick on kids....that is just the way it is

hey acording to this post at work u still have time to answer me on h2g2. well ok i guess that marjike will get picked on to and she is always being made fun of hey y can u haver time to talk on here and be at work at the same time and i was wondering at work you where suposse to be so bust and be haven fun at work and be busy if u can fit that in you'er schedule i think u need to have more work. so ok anways bye now mom sorry madmunk if i spelt your name wrong

you know tamara.......i think i almost understood that but i am not quite sure...do you think you can break up your english just a little bit more so that i don't understand it at all?????
as for the W-word.........i have plenty thank-you and was just happening to be taking a break and thought i would see what was going on in funsville for a moment

I either need a slang dictionary, or a translator........actually it might be best not to understand it at all!
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And greetings to you, too, Madmunk The Great!

fairly strange you are in the wrong forum if you want to pay omage to THE GREAT AND POWERFUL MADMUNK!!!! that forum is down the hall and to your left.
monshari

Yes, I realised that, but since he was here......and I haven't quite got to posting my praises in the proper area yet......I thought I'd get in a little practice. Wouldn't want to screw up when it gets to the real thing!

Well, praise doesn't have to be kept purely in my shrine you know...
Anyways, Yes, maybe a translater would be needed, but a few full stops would be nice as well....

Hello Great One! You want actual PUNCTUATION from someone who hasn't learned to spell yet! Cummon' now......I thought reality was one of your strong points! Don't let Monsharis' vodka get to you, Madmunk!

Well, as we're on grammar, that should be "Monshari's Vodka", not "Monsharis' Vodka"... But details, details...
Anyway... Reality? in HERE? you gotta be kiddin....

Never could get that right! I figure if I get the apostrophy in there close, those who know the difference will know what I mean......and those who don't...well....they just won't know any better!;-0
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And in keeping the spirit, the only true reality here is the GREATNESS OF MADMUNK!

I wouldn't normally have bothered to mention it, but since we were on grammar anyways, i thought i'd demonstrate another of my wide skills....
Anways, don't overdo the praise, my head will get stuck again....

Don't worry about that, Madmunk.....One swift kick worked once, it will work again!

Could you not add so much of that 'pain' stuff into it this time?

A little of Monshari's vodka, and,VIOLA!!!!.....NO PAIN.( I think she might share!)

share????.....why yes i will be happy to share my VODKA with MADMUNK THE GREAT AND ALLKNOWING GOD OF H2G2!!!!!!!!!!!!

Viola? sorry, i don't play the viola, but hey, give me some vodka, and voila, the pain will be gone...