h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Is it really chocolate? Does eating it stunt your growth?

I got this rather large round Kinder Surprise ball for Christmas. It's about five inches in diameter and had a hockey-playing bear inside complete with snowman 'puck' and two x-mas trees for goal posts. It's like one of those executive toys (the bear uses a rubber band and can actually shoot the 'puck').

It's that large ball of chocolate, however, that concerns me at the moment. Comments, anyone?

bulldoze it, i say!!!
why, every time that i have seen a large ball of chocolate i've gone right ahead in a high powered dozer of bull machine and lookit where it's gotten Me..

Are you suggesting that I take my ball of chocolate, bulldoze it, pave it over and turn it into a parking lot? Hmm, that's not a bad idea considering how hard it is to find parking around here.

On closer inspection, I have discovered that it's not a bear at all. It's a cat. It just happens to be a brown cat, with green coat, red pants, yellow scarf, and a red hat.

AHA! it can do the bulldozing itself then! we all know what proficient bulldozers, brown, green-coated, red-panted, yellow-scarfed, red-hatted felines are.

What's with all this 'bulldozing'? Is this some sort of metaphor of some kind? Or do you just mean 'destroy' when you say 'bulldoze'? Perhaps this is some cultural thing I'm just not yet privy to. Guess I'm just not hep to the times.

well...yes...how very perceptive of you. bulldoze, destroy, one and the same in describing our power-hungry drive. meanwhile, i believe that all you need to get hip these days is a pair of baggy pants and the odd 'in the house' type cd. right kids? RIGHT?
you'll be there in no time, chum

Oh, I'm afraid I won't be hip via baggy pants anytime soon.