h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

heh!heh!heh!

It doesn't seem to have been overly noticed at w*rk that me & the Hot Pixie have been mucking about.
Or maybe it has...
I don't know, there have been a few oddly knowing comments & looks, and weird "where'd THAT come from?!" conversations.
Example: a colleague, let's call him "Rob" (for such is his name), gets a lift in with my line manager, to whom he was overheard to mention yon girlie & I in t'same breath... Pretty sure this was in the context of, "Oo! Guess who I saw out at lunchtime?!"
Thing is, yesterday me & Pixie both put in annual leave requests for this Friday. She thanked the boss who then said, "You're welcome! Have a NICE holiday!" with the now-legendary knowing look.
Also, I figure we may be overdoing it with the bickering & teasing, for the sake of appearances y'understand. I say her butt has its own gravity (mainly attracts eyes, but hey!) so she hides my TARDIS. Between her thighs...
I don't think we're fooling anyone.
Plus, we go to lunch at the same time. Every day. And get back within minutes of each other.
Damn, we are so busted...

erm!hm!ahem!

Hmmm, so your subtle attempts at diversionary tactics have failed. Should have hired a shape shifter.

Looks like I'm going to be on strike! Saves using a day of leave...

Bl**dy R&C!
Do you guys ever follow up on type C SSP end reasons?
No, you don't. So we don't send 'em. And so the cycle continues...

Nah, we don't do nuffink.

I saw a news item on the intranet this afternoon pertaining to EPUs. I sang 'EPU' to myself. Very quietly.

Ah, keeping the flame alive!
Proud of ya dood!