h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Aria or something... This is the world inside Jordan's wardrobe, which he created when he had a tardis facination.. (see http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/classic/F79790?thread=353192&show=20&skip=40&lpcr=2 for more info) Aria or something... is a land of forever winter and Khamsin is hiding here

*shivers*

maybe I should have taken up Jordans offer of a coat, I almost forgot

*presses a switch on his new watch and his lab coats built in heaters switch on*

Much better

*carries on searching for a house*

[Wanders in.]

...now, where did I put that scarf? I'm sure it was back here somewhere.

I don't know why there's a old lamp post in my wardrobe, and I don't want to.

I'll just ignore it until it goes away.

[Shivers.]

[Grabs a coat.]

Now to test out my new force powers!!!

- Jordan

*Khamsin has been wandering through through Aria for a day and stumbles upon a small cottage*

I need to sleep, lets see if they will put me up for the night

*walks over to the door of the cottage, Khamsin has to kneel down to knock on the door*

Hello is anybody here

*no reply*

Well I'm coming in then

*Khamsin opens the door and crawls into the house*

whoever lives here must be vertically challanged

*Notices 7 places at the table and porrage on the stove is a pot of porridge, crawls over to the porridge and tastes it*

Needs more sugar

*adds sugar to the porridge and eats it all up*
Now to find somewhere to sleep
*crawls up the stairs and finds 7 beds. None of them are long enough for Khamsin so he pushes them together and lies down*

sugar in porage...

salts what you need

*sends in the ravounous bunnys to get the tratorous khamsin*

*khamsin wakes up suddenly to the sound of pigs squealing and bangs his head on the ceiling *

what is that?

*crawls out of the bed to see 7 little pigs holding what looks like pieces of a red cape, running away from a woodsman holding an axe*

Maybe I should be leaving
*quickly crawls over to the window and jumps out of it just as the pigs enter the house*

* hears the door open again and 7 guns fire in quick succession and the woodsman shouting out in pain*

I think I should leave now

* over the hill and hides under a bush*

If they notice I ate the porridge they might try to kill me too, and I don't want to make the Dr's life that much easier

**

*slows down as he comes to a road*

I think I lost them
*looks ahead and sees a road block of bunnys that are *

that doesn't look good, and I don't have a holy hand grenade oh well all the food I have is this carrot

*suddenly dawns on Khamsin*

All these bad conditions are slowing down my mind

*throws the carrot into the midst of the ravenous bunnies*

*the bunnies start fighting over the carrot, Khamsin watches as the struggle for the carrot continues*

I'm so glad I did't have to fight them they are some vicious bunnies

*quickly the fight is over and one of the bunnies is left victorious but is badly injured, Khamsin quickly dispatches the last remaining one with his knife*

this should make a nice meal

*pick up the rabbit and checks it over. Khamsin finds a familar seal on the rabbit*

the asssassins guild she knows where I am, its only a matter of time before Wiro comes... I'm doomed

*khamsin starts a fire, skins the rabbit, cooks it and eats it *

That was so good

*ties the rest of the rabbits together with twine, picks them up and quickley goes off on his journey*

*sends in the magpies*
~~you can run but you cant hide traitor even jordan will not flee far from me even should he try the best have fallen by me feet,
what makes you any diferent *cackle*~~

*puts a tracking device on a magpie and sets off to Aria after Khamsin*

*suddenly wakes up, feeling a freezing wind blowing over his face. he is lying in the middle of a field filled with snow and a bliazzard overhead, and sees movement off in the distance as he stands up*

~~ah you have arived very efficient magic these days~~

*arrive in Aria, and floats ver the snow*

release all the animals you want Anthea but if yo9u werre to release them from a bit closer....


*beagles swarm after Khamsin*

*Khamsin decided he better make up for lost time and has been on the for a while when he comes accross a sword in a stone*

Well I need a sword as mine is at the guild still

*pulls the sword out of the stone and makes his escape...*
*from the other direction comes a small boy looking for a sword, he thought he saw one around here in the stone, and wanders off looking for a sword*

*catches up with Khamsin*

*dodges a giant beanstalk that goes flying up into the clouds*

Damn thing, where'd that come from!

*slices it down with his sword*

*A boy is yelling from a distance*
"Ma, look at these golden eggs I fou-*beanstalk falls*

Oh well.*shrug*

*now REALLY catches up with Khamsin*

3days ignored and you're dead, no excuses

cough cough

*draws other blue sword*

* drops the rabbits on the floor and draws his magic sword*

What is it that you want from me?

~~aperes shrouded by snow*
well khamsin... isent that an intreeging question

your head.

*beagles arrive*

before you face me you must defeat my killer beagles. MWUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

*quickly dispatches the beagles using Ak's own idiotic coup de grace attack*

I haven't done anything wrong someone is trying to frame me, I was going to kill your leader but then thought better of it and changed the program to spray out a strong sediative and a medicine I came up with that forces were creatures back into the human form.

I wasn't responsible for the origonal insodent,I have never made an attempt on the Dr's life. the silver coin thing was a simple misunderstanding and only one time have I actually hurt her with silver and I have served my time for that already

all I know is that you're a traitor, supposedly.

That's all you did?
hmm.

*beagle goes flying away and gets sucked up by a random tornado*
well that's odd.