h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

'Awww' indeed... we really are frightfully sticky, aren't we? I never knew I had that much kitsch in me.
Lucky for you lot that most of that is via email, I guess.


And I agree, you're all being incredibly cool. That's what I love about h2g2. Same spot in parsecs... woo!

Um, I don't suppose any of you has a spaceship I could borrow? A plane ticket would do, too.

*shrug* Ah well. It'll be alright. I love you Dan.

*shrug* Ah well, I guess I was asking for that, wasn't I?

Another for Lady.

[perhaps you grab your towels and hitchhike]

I've already jumped ship once.
Navy Gray and underway!

So I'm think plane ticket is gonna hafta do.

Workin' on it...

Jeez, so many s...



They should make a smiley.

Now see! My old friends come back and now look, one of them falls in love with my other friend and its all so nice ! I would chip in with the plane ticket, but broke lo siento mine friends now go for it!

Aw, thanks Jack!

Awwwwwwwww!

Yael and Dan, sitting in a tree...

(although it may turn out that neither of them know this particular silly rhyme I refer to, but I'm stupid like that)

Please, Alex. I went to third grade, once, too, so, yes. Heard that one before.

Don't remember having a line about curbstomping someone named Alex, though...

Just kidding. ...actually not, but it's been a bad day, so don't mind me. Lonely.

Thanks.

*runs away in fear of being lynched*

Hey! You boys play nice!
Jeez, I turn my back for one second...

Alex, just because someone called you a grown-up doesn't mean you have to go all juvenile on me all of a sudden.

And Dan, ya gutterpunk! Stop threatening my friends.
Even though you _are_ cute when you're dangerous...


I love you. It'll be alright.

Well, he started it!

...okay, fine.

Alex, I'm sorry for being mean, and threatening you with grievous bodily harm, which in all likelyhood would have left you psychologically unable to face reality from then on, thus detroying your life as you know it.
Won't happen again.

I'm sorry, Yael. Won't happen again.

Just feeling a very shade of star-crossed, lately.
Except I can't figure out if I'd be a Montague or a Capulet.

Any preference?

...detroying. Ha. No more Troy for you!

That should have been 'destroying', but you get what I was getting at.

HOLY HELL IN A HANDBASKET! Alex. That's where I remember you from! You're the one that wrote that flashmobbing article!

I was griping about that when it was on the front page, because you linked to my crowd control article and didn't ask me if it was okay!

...not that I care, mind you, I was mostly just wondering if I would ask someone for permission in such a case.

"Easier to ask forgiveness than permission" RQG

Great article, BTW.

"If you always do what you've always done, you'll always be what you always are." RQG

If these are edited entries then there is NO reason to ask.

Links bring in new readers... Links also make this a better place... I think there should be more hyperlinking in entries than there is now.

Why would anyone get upset at someone for linking to their entry?

(Just fleeting by...)

>>I can't figure out if I'd be a Montague or a Capulet<<

*shrug* A rose, by any other name...

would still have thorns.

*fishes out h2g2 guide to general courtesy etc. etc.*

my version must be out of date

*begs for forgiveness*