I guess I'd better tell you a little about myself

I'm in my twenties

I'm male(probably)

I live in Stafforshire

I'm 703ft tall and made entirely of bubblewrap

I've ran out of things to list

248494 = 2+4+(8x(-4+9))-4=42.

Poetry, who would have thought it from me? One dark night when all was bright,
Two dead boys got up to fight.
Back to back, they faced each other,
drew their swords, and shot each other.

A deaf policeman heard the noise,
drew his gun, and stabbed the boys.
If you don't believe this lie is true,
ask the blind man, he saw it too.

Now some common sayings

If at first you don't succeed,
hide all evidence that you tried!

A bird in the hand,smiley -
is worth poo on the wrist!

Too many cooks,
spit in the broth!

A rolling stone,
gathers Kate Moss!

A smiley - smiley per day,
helps you work rest and play!


I'm just testing something so please ignore the crap following this message. (If you want to of course. I mean really, it's your choice, but don't come crying to me if it's dissapointing, or even worse, highly disturbing. Not that it's likely to be highly disturbing. You never can be 100% sure though. So best follow my advice. You have been WARNED!!!)

Jingle bells
jingle bells
la la doo, dee doo

A subheader

Dee dah!

Hello, this
should be
at the right!!!

And, this
should hopefuly
be centred!!!

Box 1 This should be stuff under box 1! Box two, Hopefuly! This should be under box 2s title
so if it isn't, Damn! And mayber this will be box 3 It probably won't work though! Box 4? Spoo Bah, mint humbugs! Possibly Fee, Fie, Foe, Fum, Fir tree
Hello everyone
I hope this is working
but you can never be to
Don't you hate
those anoying people
who use too many
exclamation marks!!!!!
Hi, mum.
although you probably
won't be reading thissmiley - sadface

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