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Champagne and the art of farting in public
Jackruss a Grand Master of Tea and Toast, Keeper of the comfy chair, who is spending a year dead for tax reasons! DNA! Started conversation Jan 24, 2012
So this evening, decided to open the last bottle of christmas champagne for me and the better half, fizzpopfuzzuy glug glug glug, and for you.... (looks at his misses) a slight giggle and the reply "just a small one for me" so there you go all normal in the household, so then theres a knock at the door so the misses gets up to answer it, i just sit and pour some more into the glasses! she's been a while and i get up and go to the front door, theres these "church from the latter day saints" people at the front door, chatting with the misses, I'm all for conversation but not at the door, I bring the misses her drink , she takes a swigg out of the glass then" CTLDS" appear not to like the fact were drinking acholie, the misses takes another swing and then lets rip, with the single most, loud,wet farty fart, one has ever experianced, even i was impressed with it and i would have been proud to produce one like it, Its the single best thing that a person can produce!
well done to the misses Respect! 
Champagne and the art of farting in public
Khamsin Posted Jan 24, 2012
Church of Jesus Christ of Latter day saints, Aye I know the ones you are talking about 
I have had enough friends who went off and served as missionaries, I hear you get used to knocking on doors to such and even weirder things. One of my friends went to the area of Colorado where the cartoon South Park is based on.
Champagne and the art of farting in public
Jackruss a Grand Master of Tea and Toast, Keeper of the comfy chair, who is spending a year dead for tax reasons! DNA! Posted Jan 24, 2012
oops 
but its the single most funny thing ever! 
Champagne and the art of farting in public
Jackruss a Grand Master of Tea and Toast, Keeper of the comfy chair, who is spending a year dead for tax reasons! DNA! Posted Feb 12, 2012
oops
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Champagne and the art of farting in public
- 1: Jackruss a Grand Master of Tea and Toast, Keeper of the comfy chair, who is spending a year dead for tax reasons! DNA! (Jan 24, 2012)
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