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Jackruss a Grand Master of Tea and Toast, Keeper of the comfy chair, who is spending a year dead for tax reasons! DNA! Started conversation Dec 20, 2011
At around 19.30 this evening the new vicar arrived to say hello, nice bloke, thought we have a woman but apparently its a woman, so I asked if she fancied a drink, a sherry or a port i thought, Tea came the reply ok so off i go, come back with a nice tea in a nice bone china (thought i'ed make an impression) I sit down and Blah blah blade blah small talk in sued, i fell asleep as you do! even the dogs fell asleep, god this woman has a boring voice, mind numbing boring! i had my foot kicked, there leaving say nighty night!
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Khamsin Posted Dec 20, 2011
had a lecturer many moons ago, and every time they started talking I used to fall asleep. Once my head came crashing down on the desk, she never did work out it was me. And soon after I only grabbed the lecture notes and stopped attending the lecture
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Jackruss a Grand Master of Tea and Toast, Keeper of the comfy chair, who is spending a year dead for tax reasons! DNA! Posted Dec 21, 2011
For most of the day I have been feeding and cleaning the animals ready for christmas, and also got a bit drunk dinner time at the pub, cider and a pork pie was lunch and i was stinking of muck/feed and work
well no one would sit next to me, and the warmth of the fire was making me smell worse, so I thought i'ed leave before being asked to leave, i got up to go and because of the drink and warmth and the like, i fell over, giggling like a loon. well try Norman Wisdom I grabbed what i thought was Two Watches leg................ The new vicar was not impressed as i was hanging on to her lag
RJR
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Jackruss a Grand Master of Tea and Toast, Keeper of the comfy chair, who is spending a year dead for tax reasons! DNA! Posted Dec 22, 2011
I have had a hangover for most of the day, a blinder! Its very rare that i get one, so to have one is strange, the muvv'er in law has arrived and duly complained about pretty much everything. ahh the season of goodwill eh!
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- 1: Jackruss a Grand Master of Tea and Toast, Keeper of the comfy chair, who is spending a year dead for tax reasons! DNA! (Dec 20, 2011)
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- 4: Jackruss a Grand Master of Tea and Toast, Keeper of the comfy chair, who is spending a year dead for tax reasons! DNA! (Dec 21, 2011)
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