h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*nibbles on a sandwich and seribitiously takes photos of the other stalkers

*Sinisterly-ly stalks*

*Looks round nervously*

*Finds old rolls of Footbacon coloured wallpaper*

*Papers self to wall*

*Listens*













*Walks on, cautiously*

*hides*

It's no good, you know. I can see you.

But for £5.99 you can purchase a roll of Trin coloured wallpaper.

That's quite a lot. Don't I get a discount for trade?

It's a very rare wallpaper, I'll have you know. Only available at limited stockists.



Alright. I can give you a voucher.

*Rummages behind till*

Here. With it you can send a bit of paper in an envelope and it'll turn up in the most random places. Look. It's even got your look-a-like on it.

Now ... where shall I post it?

Pokey, pokey!

But ... the post ... the package ... special ... oo, blimey!

*Checks behind wallpaper*



*Opens envelope*

*On very close inspection, eyes open in what appears to be wallpaper*

*squirms*

Geroff!

Oooh, he's gone!

*ambush*

Gerorff!

Enough!

*goes to the pokey stick cupboard*

*selects Extreme Pokage on the Pokey 10,000*

When did you get that? I mean, that's state of the art, a p...

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