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My thinking exactly

Nothing draws in the customers like the spectacle of the management heads down in a big tub of choccy pudding, schlooping and schlurping away

In between swivelly-fling sessions, obviously.

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It could be an event on the anniversary of Footie 'n' Trin's International House of 'Wiches opening day.

We can offer to fling the customersa into a vat of choccy pudding ingredients.

We get first dibs!

To check that it's safe and all of course.

I worry that we'll be spoiling the customers now

Too much fantasticness all at once and it might be too much for them. Mass faintings, swooning and over-excitement all over the place!

I'm sure that the sandwiches will hook them in, but if not a vat of choccy pudding will do the trick.

Mass faintings? Customers too dazed to eat?

Excellent.

We'll have plenty of press *and* we'll get first dibs on the stock.

All the photographers snapping the prostrate yet very happy customers, while we scoff the puddings?

It's the best business plan yet!

Do you think we'd win over the dragons den?

Pah! Those know-nufms wouldn't appreciate the sheer genius of this

We don't need their cash anyway.

We've enough pocket crumbs to start us off.

(Sandwiches come with a half-price gappy bottom).

(Now that really is spoiling the customers. Gappy bottoms should be reserved for those who can appreciate them fully )

( Alright, alright).

Happy?

(Very. Very very.)

*swoon*

*thud*

Going to have to do a spot of flumping. All this top-level management execcy stuff has worn me out. And we have new food empires to carve out on the morrow

Night night

Sweet flumps! Try to dream up some new choccy recipes and I'll do the same.

Nighty night.

Are you hunched over your desk making more business plans?

*pokey*

Need Trin fix.

Hello!

Trying to do lots of different things all at the same time and leaving all of them unfinished as a result

Phew!

*relaxes*

Lo!

But it's Saturday night! You shouldn't be doing running around things. You should be diggin' out a shirt with less choccy stains on than the others 'cos we're going out.

Are we? Where we going?

Is it somewhere swanky where lots of other food emporia owners hang out? Should we take some choccy pudding and 'wich samples?

We're going to a 'wich convention. Purely for research purposes of course.

And then we're going to all the rival choccy restaurants to sample their offerings.

And then you're gonna dance and fall over.