h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hunh? What?

P'raps this'll make him feel better.

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Hnnnggfff! One last postage to make you reply, you reply.

Was beginning to get paranoid that I was being annoying and you were never gonna reply.

Jungle antics.

Wasn't it?

Yes!

That's a 'yes'

Nooooo!

It's wich making time.

You are never annoying

Especially not when there's a 'wich in the offing!

(Speaking of which, I've managed to get a spot of 'wich-duggery into the latest CAC *headpoints*)

Am I being annoying?

Come back!

Wow - as lapses of concentration go, that '' has made me very paranoid

Vat could all zees mean?

Warm choccy muffin.

Awww. Phew!

(Really? That's great. Are you one of the oracles? That's some fine digging - I thought I'd seen all of the sandwich entries on hootoo).

It's chimpossible for you to annoy.

Lie down on the couch?

This boy needs therapy.

Are you one of the frontier psychiatrists?

Chimpossible?

Eeek!

Look behind you. See? What's that?

Oook ooo ook

That's right, it's a tail. And what does that mean?

Eee ooo eek ook

It means you're a monkey, not an ape. So you can't be a chimp.

EEEK!

Oh for... I am *not* trying to repress you. Go and get a banana.

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek

Have you been drinking Sunny D and eating fizz bombs?

Therapy? There's only so much science can do you know

Tea and water! And watching silly stuff.

Poor tiny monkey.

Can we play pritt the tail on the monkey? Or stick a bit of sellotape to the fridge?

You keep coming up with them gappy bottoms, you can do anything you like! *swoon*

*thud*

You're right, there's been a lot of lying down recently

I've been cursing the return key a lot tonight.

Not again.

Oo - just a little one

A sort of cheese and biccies gappy bottom after the main course