h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Shakin' chicken? Is that a chicken that gets up and gets down on your plate?

Don't do earlies no more. Or else you'll end up like me.

Night night twiglet.

Too late. I already got excited.

Where do you shop? Do all of their chickens bust a move on your plate?

*advert finishes*

I'm calling in my thing. You know, the thing.

Bring your cushion and take me to see spooky vampire filum.

You collapsed in a slooping fit?

*closes newspaper on filum times*

Night night sloopy bear.

I was a sloopy bear - sorry

Another exhausting day

And all this sloop deprivation and workiness is making me distracty and prone to temptation...

There's been spoondage

Get 'em, Sayeed!

Woah! Locke's dream vision thingy!

Can't believe I'm on episode three already Seems like I only got back from the shops half an hour ago

Bunny horridness!

*fingies over eyes, elbows in ears*

You're not watching what I think you're watching are you? After I boycotted watching it on Sky 1 when I had Sky 1 in sympathy for you being unable to watch and nothing whatsoever to do with me not remembering when it was on are you?

No. Absolutely not I am not now nor have I ever been this afternoon watching the third series of anything at all and I can give you a cast-iron guarantee that I'm certainly and positively not four episodes in. Definitely.

Them's so spoonsive, did you sell monkey and Gerald?

No, of course not They're right here...

*silence*

C'mon ghaps, say hello...

*silence*

They must have popped out to the shop or something.

Hope they're all right The man did say they'd only be given light duties for the first few weeks

'Ghaps'. It's an ancient Irish collective noun for pigeons and monkeys.

Yeah, insult them while you're at it why don't you. I think we all know what ghaps *really* means

Flashbangwhizzywhooshzooms watching



Laters evil one who I really don't like much no more

Blummin' fireworks

Even if it did turn out all right in the end, certain members of the audience disapproved strongly of the use of bunnies in that last episode:

http://bp3.blogger.com/_GU66E0eJoyA/RxdkgGHOJaI/AAAAAAAAAqs/6_ES799Xi20/s1600-h/toffee+at+vals1.jpg

He he he... http://www.disapprovingrabbits.com/

You've spoonded!

How many in are you now?

I know you don't watch it but I'm spilling over with grins about Rhydian. He's bonkers. He must win.

And I made another delish tea. There was rice and minced meat and tomatoes and chilli sauce and ...

I'm... er... well... sort of watching it now

And I agree entirely! Utterly bonkers, utterly brill!

Now the excitement has died down, on into episode 5

*ping*

With tea!





Rice and mince and tomatoes and chili... Isn't there a name for that?

Went to a pet shop yesterday and saw lots of little bunnies and one really big bunny.

Are you riveted? It's very exciting.

You watched? Oh! The sequins.

What's for tea?

Delishimo!

It is *VERY* exciting!

Or it would be. If I were watching it. Which, if Jangley asks, I'm not

Nearly as exciting as the sequins

Chicken. Again. Different chicken though