h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Is the offy shut yet? Be off with you to find fizzy pop and then do rambles into the early hours.

The other mentalness has calmed down somewhat now. But some things might be changing because of new things and that'd mean it going strange. Better though, 'cos the normal thing is rubbish, but it'd mean more work. But other things have started up now that this year long appeal thing has been sorted out ... there's a lot of things.

N'awwww. Have you done the moving your foot around under the duvet thing so that she pounces and kicks at it?

Is Mrs B pretending to be dead yet?

Squirt lots of ketchup around. Also jelly.

Offy shut 15 minutes ago...feel wakey now

Uhuh

She doesn't do that no more...infact she doesn't do much of anything anymore, she's boring. Want a munkeh!

Oooh Lo

I don't get it, all I can hear is laughing and stuff, no scaredyness

My house is going to take long enough to clean after they've gone...put that cobwebby stuff everywhere *pleh pleh spit*

Well, if you've already got cobwebs, bit of jelly won't hurt.

Jelly never hurts.

Tell them it's brains!

Actually, don't. That's a bit naff

Not got no jelly not nohow anyhow.

Not doing no more funnies neither, earlier attempts resulted in embarrassing silence and tumbleweeds across the lounge

Trin!

What funnies did you do that fell on their face?

Lo you

Young 'uns are so hard to please when it comes to funnies

Is she playing dead?

How's you doin'?

*leftovers*

I can't even remember what I said, clearly I was trying to be hip and street and down with the kids...himself just shook his head at me

Gonna get nekkid baby photies out

*dives in*

*chompmunchcrunchdribble*

I'm disappointed in you.

I expected that you'd've already had them all out in photo frames scattered around the room.

But... you are hip and street

When was the last time I heard someone described as 'hip'? Or 'street'? Dat so whack

I'm okeydokey

Good. Then you won't mind taking Jangley and me out dancin'.

Mon plaisir

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*twirl*

*bow*

Am too the heppest cat!

Yes! Take us out dancing

Long as I can wear my comfy pants and slip ons and be back before 11:30

Blimey - better be quick then

Go, cat, go!

Gear, fab, groovy!

*swoon*

That's the shizzel!

Er... yes

Is that Oompa?

Agadoo doo doo *ahem*

I don't know. I heard a bigger boy say it and thought it must be a cool word.