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Hey Patches
Bold Ferret - God of Three Sided Squares, Helium Filled Lemmings and A Slightly Bent Teaspoon Started conversation Nov 25, 2005
Hey there, I see you've been busy since you stopped by. Nice little corner of HooToo you've created over here.
I guess you've answered the question you left me...
Any-how, must get myself some 
, I'll be loitering and lurking for the next couple of hours
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Patches (God of nothing worth being a God of) Ps: 24-4+13+0+9=42!!!!! Posted Nov 25, 2005
Glad you like it. I hope you don't mind that i'v added you to my list of friends. I hope you see fit to do the same.
Hey Patches
Bold Ferret - God of Three Sided Squares, Helium Filled Lemmings and A Slightly Bent Teaspoon Posted Nov 25, 2005
I've got no problems with that, I'll sort it out in my lunch break... 
The phone just won't stop ringing! 
Hey Patches
Patches (God of nothing worth being a God of) Ps: 24-4+13+0+9=42!!!!! Posted Nov 25, 2005
would unplugging it cause trouble for your business? if not, there's a suggestion... ...if so, please pay no heed to my foolish words.
Hey Patches
Bold Ferret - God of Three Sided Squares, Helium Filled Lemmings and A Slightly Bent Teaspoon Posted Nov 25, 2005
I've tried before, but then the phone on the next desk starts ringing. At the moment, I would be the one to answer that too. 
, I think another cunning plan is required 
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Patches (God of nothing worth being a God of) Ps: 24-4+13+0+9=42!!!!! Posted Nov 25, 2005
How about... ...Burn down the buildi... no wait, that'll destroy ur connection to chats like this. ummmm.... i'll get back 2 u on that.
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Patches (God of nothing worth being a God of) Ps: 24-4+13+0+9=42!!!!! Posted Nov 25, 2005
More info reqd. what type of office is it? will fire be too drastic? how many phones DO u haf2 answer?
Hey Patches
Bold Ferret - God of Three Sided Squares, Helium Filled Lemmings and A Slightly Bent Teaspoon Posted Nov 25, 2005
Hmmm... Well, there are 8 people in my section, and only three of us around today. I don't think the other people in the building would particularly like to have it (and them) burnt.
I guess its my fault really, accepting a job which needed to answer phones 
Hey Patches
Patches (God of nothing worth being a God of) Ps: 24-4+13+0+9=42!!!!! Posted Nov 25, 2005
Ahh. how forgiving is your boss? you could always pretend to lose your voice... or you could shout yourself hoarse and REALLY lose your voice.
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- 1: Bold Ferret - God of Three Sided Squares, Helium Filled Lemmings and A Slightly Bent Teaspoon (Nov 25, 2005)
- 2: Patches (God of nothing worth being a God of) Ps: 24-4+13+0+9=42!!!!! (Nov 25, 2005)
- 3: Bold Ferret - God of Three Sided Squares, Helium Filled Lemmings and A Slightly Bent Teaspoon (Nov 25, 2005)
- 4: Patches (God of nothing worth being a God of) Ps: 24-4+13+0+9=42!!!!! (Nov 25, 2005)
- 5: Bold Ferret - God of Three Sided Squares, Helium Filled Lemmings and A Slightly Bent Teaspoon (Nov 25, 2005)
- 6: Patches (God of nothing worth being a God of) Ps: 24-4+13+0+9=42!!!!! (Nov 25, 2005)
- 7: Patches (God of nothing worth being a God of) Ps: 24-4+13+0+9=42!!!!! (Nov 25, 2005)
- 8: Bold Ferret - God of Three Sided Squares, Helium Filled Lemmings and A Slightly Bent Teaspoon (Nov 25, 2005)
- 9: Patches (God of nothing worth being a God of) Ps: 24-4+13+0+9=42!!!!! (Nov 25, 2005)
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