h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

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(Buffy was walking around the graveyard, it was so quiet it had been all week, not a single vampire in sight, what was going on she thought)

"What is this vamp-vacation time or something?"

(She was just about to turn and head off home when she heard a scream........)

Buffy x

(Buffy turns around to face the gang)

"Okay by the sounds of that scream I say a beastie is about to try to get himself a fleshy meal, so lets go give him a new stomach instead"

(They all look at her blankly)

"By that I mean rip it out"

Buffy x

"oh right i get it, no i dont. if you rip his stomach out your not giving him a new 1 your just getting rid of the old one. Right?"

(Looks at the gang and realises she should just shut up)

"ok never mind let's just go kill it."

Lov anya/lilah

(Buffy gives Anya a small glare then shakes off her personal feelings of dislike for the ex-demon and forces her mind back to the problem at hand)

"Ok then lets go find this evil nasty, shouldnt be too hard the scream came from that direction"

(She points across the graveyard and then heads off in that direction)

(Cordy Came running Into Buffy out of Breath)

"Buffy Demons Vamps whatever coming this Way"

(Another Scream)

"Sounds like there Both Ways"

Cordy xx

"Cordelia? What are you doing here. I mean in Sunnydale I thought you were in LA with Angel. Is he here? is he with you?"

Buffy x

(Being sarcastic)

"Can we discuss this 'AFTER' We have dusted the Vamps?? Plus i got a new Sword thing"

(Vamps Got nearer and Nearer Fight Broke out)
(Cordy uses the Sword) "omg"

Cordy xx

Dawn is sat at home and decides to call her sister to see what she's up to

(Buffy finally catches on to what Cordy actually said and snapped out of her shock thing)

"Oh yeah vamps of course"

(Buffy starts fighting and dusted two vamps when her cell phone rings and distracts her and she gets a puch full square in the nose that sent her flying)

(She answers the phone)

"Kinda a bad time out the moment"

(And hangs up)

Buffy x

Dawn shruggs her shoulders and walks upstairs and lays down on her bed

Is ma name on?


Darla/Dawn

Faith appears: hey buffy looks like you kinda need a hand

(faith dusts a vamp)

(everyone looks at her coz they didn't think she'd be back)

What?

(Buffy turns to Cordelia whilst kicking a vamps butt)

"Why is SHE here?" (She dusts the vamp) "She's meant to be in prison, suffering for everything she did to me, to us"

Buffy x

*a vampire bites xanders shoulder as he stakes him*

"i hate vampires,have i ever told you that i hate vampires....whoa!!"

*being rushed*

XxxXxxXmatt

Faith: buffy will you shut up it's a long story ok


(dusts anotha vamp)

Where Am I At?. With You Guys Or Else Where?.

(Buffy gets right up in Faiths face)

"No I will not 'SHUT UP' why are you here, in my town, you are not welcome here not after what you did, you think we'll all just forgive you just like that! Well it doesn't work that way"

Buffy xx

"whoa ladies calm down!!god its like a frigging soap opera,except more vampires and maiming and stuff"

(looks over at Xander in shock)

"Xander how can you be so cool about this? She nearly killed you, would have done if Angel hadnt walked in, in time!"

Buffy x

can we say "ignoring me" i asked if i was with you guys or elsewhere so i won't post the wrong thing.

"hey fine kick the crap outta faith,but we have vamps to kill right...."

*xander's taken down by a vamp*