h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Willow I sent you a message on your page so there wouldnt be chatting in the middle of the story.

"XANDER"

(Buffy grabs the vamp that was trying to bite Xander and throws him about 10 metres across the graveyard. Then holds out her hand to pull Xander up)

"Yeah I'll leave it for now but this is definatley not finished not for a long shot"

Faith: god buffy do you ever forget about the past angels a twit for saving xanders life and i am sure it's not your town i am welcome when i want thank you very much

(faith dusts anotha vamp)

LoveFaith/Cassie
xx

Buffy: Alright, sorry guys but WHAT IS GOING ON! First Cordelia wielding a nice big sword, Faith with...well...Faith attitude and a sudden surge of the undead meaning theres something stirring on the demonic front. Has this place gone crazy? Crazier than usual crazy!

"Buffy, The Fact We Want Faith Or Not She Is Needed"
(Looks Over To Faith)
"Faith.. Whats Done Is Done Don't Worrie About What They Say"
(Looks Back Over To Xander)
"I Know I'm Not One To Judge But Faith Really Is Needed"
(Willow Steps Behind Xander And Then Looks At Buffy And Faith)




Vampire Willow/Willow

(Buffy kinda stops quiet for a second thinking kind of confused)

"Yeah Xander your right I do feel like a temper is rising inside of me and its not like normal anger its something more, stronger"

(Turns to Willow)

"Willow whats the news, what have you heard? oh God, Weve got a big-evil-a-brewing havnt we?"

BUFFY x

ok I'm lost now????

Xander you just done my bit hunnie your meant to be Giles.

You may aswell completely scratch my bit now guys ok

ok new guys think we need to let you know how we do our roleplays here, roleplay mean you play a role and stick to it we cant have other character doing other people bits caus it'll all get very confusing So Vamp-Will and Xander you're only meant to do your own bits which is Willow and Giles ok hunnies

Buffy xx

Can everyone please continue from Faith/Cassie's last post. Cheers guys.

(Buffy dusts of the last vamp)

"God Faith you havnt even grown a concience have you and yes this is my town so either tell me why you're here or get the hell out"

Buffy x

Sorry Will yours was ok my bad so I'm gonna put your post after mine hun caus Scoobies Xander is not Buffy lol




"Buffy, The Fact We Want Faith Or Not She Is Needed"

(Looks Over To Faith)

"Faith.. Whats Done Is Done Don't Worrie About What They Say"

(Looks Back Over To Xander)

"I Know I'm Not One To Judge But Faith Really Is Needed"

(Willow Steps Behind Xander And Then Looks At Buffy And Faith)




Vampire Willow/Willow

"Willow whats the news, what have you heard? Oh God, Weve got a big-evil-a-brewing havnt we? Why else would you ever be on faith's side"

Buffy x

Suddenly there is a noise from the bushes behind the cemetary. Clem rushes out, looking very scared. He has a half-bucket of chicken pieces in one arm, and blood pouring from a wound on his cheek.

"Buffy! I'm so glad I've found you!"

(Buffy spun round with stake in hand out of instinct ready to pummle this demon that had sneaked up behind her but just as the stake reached its throat..)

"Oh Clem its you" (She let go of the demon and lowered the stake) "Sorry didnt mean to nearly kill you....are you ok? Is everything alright?"

Buffy x

Clem is physically shaken.

"No, Buffy, this is much much worse than anything that I've even seen on Passions..."

He stops to catch his breath.

(Buffy is worried)

"Clem what is it? What did you see?"

Buffy x

Between gulps, Clem starts to tell his story.

"I was out back of the Doublemeat Palace, just checking for snacks." He pauses, looking down at the half-eaten bucket of chicken wings.

"Anyway, suddenly I heard a really high-pitched scream. Higher pitched than anything I've ever heard"

He drops the bucket to the ground and covers his floppy ears in horror at the memory of it.

"Ok then what happened?"

Buffy x

"It was horrible - All the humans, with their tight skin (Clem cringes at the thought) fell to the ground. They were all covering their ears and screaming, then POOF! They dissolved in puddles on the ground"

"Oh my god! What did this? Did you see it?"

Buffy x