h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

i found the number nick. go back to when he started talking to tallulah b. she was reading it from there.

Then if he posted a number, publicly, I guess it wasn't a secret one at all. Open to anyone to use if they chose ...

but it wasnt for helen was it. she tried to pick him up

Then I am sure a true gentleman would have been able to gentle her away, if she was so forward. Something I do find somewhat contrary to her nature.

To be honest, blaming Serenity for some, any or all of his woes, isn't any help. And I really haven't yet seen anything, other than his defenders, that improve his image in my opinion at all.

jack is a gentleman. i dont think she is used to being told no, and he is polite. ask why she called and emailed him. ive read them and they are dirty

Really? If such things happened, I can't see a gentleman "sharing" such embarassing stuff then. It doesn't speak highly of him and his respect for others.

he is defending himself. he has proved himself time and time again, and helen is getting away with murder using her freinf isiah. he didnt say anything until they started this dirty business. hes been working out wjho is behind it and now he knows. im sad your part of it rev nick cos your a good man. your a lot like jack i think

Again, you seem convinced that somehow Serenity is the root of it all. She has asked me if I have any idea who Isaiah is. She has no idea and is quite curious now.

Have you considered the possibility that it may be a relation of any of the other 20+ women he called on?

far as i know he spoke to 5 inc me, and helen and he still does cos theyre his freinds now. except helen

she wasnt invited

Notice how the lies are being deflected here?

When did Jack post these so you could read them?

In April or while he was travelling back in time to post before the new year when he "helped you out"....(guffaws)

I may have exaggerated somewhat. But I am very certain that in his first week, he had no less than 14 conversations alive with different women. The fact that a good number of them simply ignored him when they became "creeped out" doesn't make them any less real.

Oddly enough the women at the call centre said the same thing according to Fred's mate.

What an extraordinary coincidence.

Where's that lottery ticket...?

I really SHOULD check that ticket from last night's draw. It may only have been for $2-million, but I think I could get by on that.

I DID NOT AT ANY TIME EVER RING JACK.

FOR THE RECORD, HE RANG ME A COUPLE OF TIMES. THEN WHEN I WOULDNT TALK IN HERE, HE KEPT TEXTING ME AND WHEN I WOULDNT TALK, HE EVEN TRIED RINGING, BUT IGNORED IT.

I WANT NOTHING TO DO WITH THE MAN AND I THOUGHT THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN OBVIOUS WITH MY LACK OF CONTACT IN HERE.

JACK. WHATEVER YOUR PROBLEMS ARE. DONT INVOLVE ME. I WANT NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU.

And that, I believe, is really quite clear enough. Thank you, Serenity.

Meanwhile, it appeared at first as if Tallulah was the suspected haunter. Then Serenity. Who might it be next?

What's next?

I think his next play might be (when he returns to the call centre again) to stride forward once again as Jack (pleading ignorance, naturally) who will admonish "Meter Maid" and play the hurt party. It's obvious he is in the wrong and he may try and draw some sympathy to himself. All the time running away from the exposure of the whoppers he posted, naturally.

We could even see the return of Audrey who may continue his transparent divide and conquer diatribe. Not much of a strategist, is he? He's probably just read Sun-Tzu and thinks he's Hannibal Barca.

Since I am the only one who has called him on his military fibs (oh, and a few other ones he posted in response to me) he sees me as some sort of threat. If he were a real military man I would be honoured, but now it just seems a bit...tragic.

I never thought I would see this Doddy's way after his little trip to the local.

Tallulah?

Is that another of his alter egos? Or am I on the wrong page here?

You decide.

Well, considering how we conversed, I would say not.

Am I close?

Lukewarm?

Mildly not cold?