h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Not at 9! It was 8.23

Still late!

i arroved before the teacher. That's all that matters. The teachers are really surprised at me! In art I was talking nonstop and Miss Clothier was like 'Freya, you used to be such a quiet considerate girl! Not you've been chatting nonstop throughout the lesson! What's happened to you recently?'. I totally changed over the holidays. I talk all the time now. I never shut up. I just go on and on and on forever until someone hits me

*hits Freya*

*suddenly realises this was a bad thing to do*

*s*

OW! You'll pay for that! *goes over to wherever Patric C is and s him*

*Patric C dodges and runs away*

No he doesn't. Look up there Î. Doubt he'd dodge away from such a loyal fan. I've been searching for a proper pic of him for aaaaaaaaages! The only decent one is with Gina D'Orio as well! I don't want Gina D'Orio! I want Patric Catani!

*Patric C continues to run*

*gives up as the love calculator only makes it 12% and s Orlando Bloom instead, and he doesn't run away*

"Love Calculator"?

*wonders what to do*

My mates were mucking about with it so I had a few goes and some of the resuklts were good but others were CRAP! I tried sophie and britney spears and it came up with 52%. Childish I know but what the hell

*blasts Orlando to pieces with Assault Cannon*

Oh well, there's still Abs...

Guess what happened to him?

*conceals minature particle accelerator*

My mate Stephen looks just like him. And you can't kill him! He's only 13!

My mate Stephen looks just like him. And you can't kill him! He's only 13! OK, I don't want that stupid error page. WORK YOU IDIOT COMPUTER!

You sure?

*clicks fingers and suddenly all dead people are returned*

at least they're alive now

Anyway...punishment

*runs off and snogs Fiona*

Haha, I can do better than that! *Runs off and snogs Vincent, then Ronan, then Andrew, then that weird boy in the cellos that was looking at me all through orchestra, then Ronan and Vincent again* Mwahahaha!