h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Can you tell me whats going on...

Well if you had paid attention to whats being said i wouldnt have to.

Co'bal(reefgirl), your master, can't cope with you anymore and she didnt know what to do because you kept disappearing off to places and randomly posting everywhere, as well as talking about tea in every other post.

I offered reefgirl the option of training my jedi learner, in exchange for me taking over your training. As of today you are my padawan until you reach jedi level. Actually that should be if you reach jedi level.

You see, there's never been a failure, and no one knows what were going to do if your training keeps failing to peices. The only reason co'bal hasnt failed you is for the sole reason that she doesnt know if she can.

So consider me as your last chance. Complete your traing, do well, and maybe you'll make it to the trials and become a jedi knight. Keep messing around, and hpb who owns this game is probibly going to have to intervine.

Personally I reckon you have a very very slim chance of actually becoming a knight. You can try and prove me wrong if you want, but i doubt you could.

The master thing is respect. Look at the other padawans. Do you see them running around all the conversations shouting 'allo guvner wana cup of tea' No. Want to know why they dont run around all the conversations making stupid comments like that? Because they realise that this is a Role Playing Game. You play in role. As padawans these charecters havent yet fully developed, but the knights have distinct charecteristics. Annat (psycorp) is a maverick, im a puritan, co'bals a diplomat. Notice how there are no funny ones like tea lady or academy idiot? For the first thirty seconds its slightly funny. Then its not.

A like guinness a lot. So much so that i down three more pints of guinness, just because someone claimed i couldnt. In fact i plan to go to ireland and get a small pint of guinness tattooed on me should prove just how much i like guinness. But i dont go on and on and on and on about it in every single conversation. If it fits then maybe ill mention it. But only occassionaly.

Go read the rules before you post a reply here. Go read them and read them good. Then go have a quick glance over some of the threads, Master gr'jar's dojo is a good place to start, as the charecter is HPB.

Dont waste my time, because i wont give you a second chance, especially after how you messed co'bal around with your training. If you mess around with my training, then you might get lucky and HPB will train you. Personally, i doubt he will.

Sort it out.

*sticks head into the headmaster's office*

He was sick after he downed that Guinness y'know.

Seriously though Jack mate, having a character quirk is fine. When my character isn't doing anything, he'll stop for a cigarette. I also put a bit of my own sarcastic personality in, but there's a time and a place, and you have to stay in character, and like my associate says, there isn't much call for the "deranged purveyor of hot drinks" so just tone it a bit or it starts to spoil it for people. Ta for listening.

So what was MY 'quirk' then? *eyes AD*

Not sure there will be a failure, just no chance in being moved up.

Keep the humour, keep the tea if you want, just go along with the story if you wish... or spend time in the Out Of Character thread... or leave.. which is something that I definately don't want!

Padawans are allowed a personality, it's just that it's hidden behind 'wrrrrrrrrm's!

And Cobal didn't mind being called guv, so there's nothing wrong in that.

It starts off as Gov, next thing he's shaved his head and running round going "d'yer want some? You s-l-aaaaaaa-g?" Always is with these Mockneys. It goes from Dick Van Dyke to Ross Kemp all too quickly......

How would you know? You're Manchurian!

As long as he doesn't suddenly appear in Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, that's fine.

#Chim Chim-inee Chim Chim-inee Chim Chim Cheroo...

Mancunian. There's a road named after it. The Mancunian Way it's called. I'd say something pro-Manc, but to be honest, I'd rather live t'other side o't Pennines. I like it in Yorkshire, it's less crap.

I knew that!


You're trying to tell me that Yorkshire's better than ManchestA? I don't believe you!

In 18 years, I've seen nowt of Manc to change my decision to go to Uni in Yorkshire and stay there! I'm a traitor to my city, what can I say?

Oh, at least I do /still/ hate scousers....

Any particular reason why?

Embedded racial hatred. And they wear shellsuits.....

*shudder*

As opposed to your predjudice against those from a different city?

I thought you asked why I hate scousers....

True but that was with Co'bals permission. As far as im concerned, im master, like every other padawan calls there knight. Thats really basic training. He can call me summat else when hes earned it.

*muffled snigger*

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OK you can stop doing that now!

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