h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hello DB,

I've come to your space in the hope that a simple link may be enough to garner your support. Not for myself but instead for something of far more import.I'm refering to the upcoming Presidential election and it is on the behalf of The Ozark Party that I come calling.

As one who seems to have a deeper understanding, seeing past the fluff as nothing but mere window dressing I wonder if I may tempt you to take a moment to view our party platform located at A1341109.

It should quickly become apparent that we too are seeing the bigger picture, taking the long view in regard to the potential that this office holds. While other parties are treating this all as a mere lark we on the other hand have nothing but the best interests of all the researchers and the site as a whole as our guiding principle.

Our candidate for the office is none other than Hypatia, an establihed writer and poet with multiple UnderGuide entries as well as being the author of 'The Cranky Gardener', a regular feature in The Post. And as her second Jodan is one of this sites most dedicated researchers, his finger on the pulse of The UnderGuide as Chief Editer as well as his many, many rolls throughout the sight and his near 100 EG entries. The fact that they are The UnderGuide's officially endorsed candidates lends even more credibility to this effort.

These are people who understand the complexities involved with a community such as this and the other candidates pale in comparison in both vision as well as commitment.

As one of vision yourself we would welcome your support. A visit to the Hypatia for President Campaign Headquarters at A5645531 will allow you to declare your intentions and add your voice to the ever growing chorus of supporters. As one of good conscience how could you do otherwise?

Thank you for both your time as well as your consideration of these words. I look forward to seeing your name added to the roster soon.

Spynxxx
Miner for The UnderGuide
Deputy Campaign Director/Hypatia for President

Good Spynxxx,

I'm interested, and a shade bemused. First at being called a man of vision - I'm afraid you conflate daydreams with yearnings. Second at the campaign page - but for the other parties, I would have thought that this is undoubtedly a serious issue. As it stands, however, I'm unsure of what this all indicates. At any rate, since there are votes to give, and votes to be got, mine may as well go to Hypatia, and I have acted accordingly. To whatever end, godspeed

~ db