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Posted Apr 19, 2004
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For sale
Posted Mar 28, 2004
Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica for sale, all 28 volumes. No longer required by local family, 12 year old daughter knows everything.
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Pilots' Report
Posted Mar 27, 2004
After every flight, pilots fill out a form called a 'Gripe Sheet' which tells the ground mechanics what problems they have encountered during the flight. The mechanics correct the problem and complete the response sheet telling the pilots what action has been taken. You will never look at pilots and engineers in the same light again, read on...
P: PROBLEM LOGGED BY THE PILOT
S: SOLUTION AND ACTION TAKEN BY THE ENGINEER
P: Left inside main tyre almost needs replacement
S: Almost replaced left inside main tyre
P: Test flight OK, except auto-land very rough
S: Auto-Land not installed on this aircraft
P: Something loose in cockpit
S: Something tightened in cockpit
P: Dead bugs on windshield
S: Live bugs on back order
P: Autopilot in altitude hold mode produces a 200 feet per minute descent!
S: Cannot reproduce problem on ground!
P: Evidence of leak on right landing gear
S: Evidence removed
P: DME volume unbelievably loud
S: DME volume set to more believable level
P: Friction lock causes thrust lever to stick
S: That's what it's there for
P: IFF inoperative
S: IFF always inoperative in OFF mode
P: Suspect crack in windshield
S: Suspect you're right
P: Number 3 engine missing
S: Number 3 engine located on right wing after brief search
P: Aircraft handles funny
S: Aircraft told to be serious
P: Target radar hums
S: Target radar reprogramed with lyrics
P: Mouse in cockpit
S: Cat installed
P: Noise coming from under instrument panel. Sounds like a small child pounding on something with a hammer.
S: Hammer taken away from small child.
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Namaste
Posted Mar 27, 2004
Namaste means I honour the place in you where the entire universe resides. I honour the place in you of love, of light, of truth, and of peace. I honour the place within you where if you are in that place in you, and I am in that place in me, then there is only one of us.
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Death and Taxes
Posted Mar 10, 2004
It has been said that nothing in life is certain but death and taxes, but what other great truths do we know?
Haiku on Certainity
What truth may we know
that can never be false or wrong?
"In time everything ends"
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