h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I can't drive mine until I pass my test.

Awwww....
But I suppose its only fair.
I hated my driving test. May I warn you now not to back into anything....

I don't intend to. I went driving with my mum last night and it was so stressful. In the end I just gave up and let her drive home. I'll go out again today but probably not on the roads.

It really is stressful. All the roads around my house are 50km/h but luckily you can go slow because we dont get much traffic. Unfortunately for me I have a sneakey dad who somehow tricked me into driving on a busy road the second day I had my liscence. Come to think of it he tricked me into turning onto the highway as well
Boy do I hate driving.

I drove back most of the way from the supermarket. I'm getting the hang of it, it's just my mum screaming brake and grabbing the steering wheel that put me off a bit.

She did that!?

Yeah but I didn't do anything, she's easy to ignore.

I would have lost it if my mom had done that. And you know, it sounds like something my mom would do too. I wont drive her anywhere anymore.

Who? You're mum or my mum? By the way, I'm not driving an automatic so I've got it even harder again. But my gear changes were perfect first time on the simulator.

How come you have automatic and semi automatic weapons but not semi automatic cars?

My mom.
Ohh.. that must be very hard! I learned on an enormous beast of a van, but at least it was automatic. I think standard is really quite difficult.

What exactly would a semi automatic car be like?

I have no idea. But I quite like standard. It gives me something to think about every few minutes and I'd probably be lost otherwise.

Ahh... I like the automatic, not having to think about anything Its so much less stressful I think.

Not thinking? What about the road?

Oh no... Not that either!

I do think about the road... You have to here especially around 4 way stops.

I imagine that's the same anywhere though... except Italy because then you're just stuck at them.

Really? I didn't know that about Italy.
I think four way stops here are mostly dangerous because some old people just go through them... Maybe they don't know how they work, but I've heard that some of them say that there wasnt always a stop sign there. Old people are crazy drivers!

I don't think they ever stall twice at the same traffic lights though.

Awww... Well thats ok. Besides even if they dont do that the do alot of other terrible things...

Like getting ed off when someone gets out at traffic lights.

I was thinking more of backing through glass walls....