h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

If it comes to dragging him anywhere, the nails are the first to go... I aint having him clinging on with those!!!!

Stubborn is an understatement, but I think just the idea of me coming over there to kick his ass into shape would be enough to get him motivated!!

Forced tv watching... torture really has changed over the centuries!!

Willow,

lmao bet there false anyway

yeah can just imagine you coming to his house to cart him off, he'd be holding his slips up stood on the table screaming, 'no you mustnt, im a lady',

forced tv watching isnt my idea of torture, im going easy on him cos hes a lad, the idea of forcing him to watch 'Little Britian' is so he'd lighten up on himself, been telling him to watch it for ages but hes always too busy playing on his pc

Vampire,

lmfao.... Lady??? Yeah right, and Im the pope!!!

Lightening up is definately needed, he stresses about too much all the time, then again, sometimes it seems to just make it deliberately difficult on himself! I despair sometimes!!

Pope,

i dont know many woman who
wear twinsets the 'dude' definately 'do it like a lady' lol he'll be sat in the staff room alone now at work in his pink twinset and tweed skirt playing, 'man i feel like a woman' full blast

stress? whats that? we should put that in room 101 lol dont know what hes getting stressed over, he should be pleased, he didnt know you could get Mr.Wriggly amputated for free on the NHS ( shudders at the thought)

There's only one answer to that song! 'Best you go get one then!!'

I think he need to get his head sorted before he even considers having anything cut off or added!!

So Vampire, how are you anyway? Death being good to you?

Willow

Willow,


who? me? off lmao

yeah thats what i told him but you get counselling if you are thinking of going for that op anyway, not that i know anyone who has i just know

death has been very good for me thanks, i get a little cold sometimes but generous donors leave me all warm inside

Vampy,

You dont know what you're missing hun!!! lmao...

I have the same 'cold' problem, maybe I should move somewhere warmer!!

Will

Willow,

no i dont ive no wish to find out either, call me old fashioned but id rather have a man

mars is very warm this time of year lol

Each to their own, be boring if we were all the same!!

Mars you say? Ive heard its also quite reasonably priced!

Sorry I took so long getting back to you, been playing with guide entries.

Willow

Willow,

very true, and also less people for me to take the out of

(..note to myself, must come up with some good lesbian jokes/1 liners lmao )

mars? erm yeah about 28p a bar lol

thats ok i have been pretty busy myself lately

your not the same Willow who used to go on LD are you? i remember the name but i get the impression your somebody else

I was on LD but I dont think I was ever on as Willow, its been so long since thats gone I dont remember. Spent alot of time on there as CHAKRAM69 if I remeber rightly!

There are very few good lesbian one liners, believe me, Ive heard them all!!

Will

Willow,

nah that name dont ring any bells for me, but as you say it was a long time ago..still a shame it went though

there are very few? hmm thinking about it, i could think of a few more for but i like a good so despite it being a challenge i will think of something soon enough lol

Hello Alex this is dim12trav. I have tranformed my self into dim26trav and your friends list will lead to a dead end you so might consider adjusting it a bit (just two numbers) thanks girl.

If there was a way of ridding oneself of the effects of trauma would you feel that it was worth while pursueing it? I have been introduced to a "new" method that works almost instantaneously. I wont bother you with it if your not interested. It has worked wonders on me and it can for you too. Makes my head clear and able to deal with the current pain instead of having to deal with all of the old pain and the new also.

Your choice... no pressure. Blessings on you and keep in touch as often as possible girl.

Long time since ive been in my guestbook hi dim hows u and vampy n will no insulting me in my guestbook its embarrassing

Insulting someone in their own guestbook is just not right. However sitting in the point of a decision and not making it does leave one vulnerable to such jibes.

{[email protected] }this is the email address for someone in Manchester who performs Theophostic ministry. I dont know how far Manchester is from your area but an email to him wouldn't cost anything but time. With their techniques of helping some of the confusion and stress you deal with everyday could be relieved. If this person is anything like the ones I know here in the states the costs will be minimal.

This Theophostic technique has helped me tremendously and I'm sure that it could assist you geting your head clear. Give it a chance at least chat with him about what can be done. Let me know what you think about the process. It's worth the energy.

Blessings on you, sister

thanks dim my american friend how is the states at the moment

well aside from a little wind and rain nothing much to speak about.

I'm still unemployed but I still have hopes for an early job.

I would recommend and English author to you C.S.Lewis "Screwtape Letters" easy to read and easy to understand but profound.

Keep on the high road chin up and all thatall will be well eventually.

Your American friend

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Dim12 well Hope You use your up and coming vote wisely and get rid of you braindead president

Voting is hardly such a simple thing to do. I find neither major party very helpful like Britain America has far too much government in the first place, and none of our problems will likely disappear soon no matter who is president. Kerry has not made any promises to leave Iraq, and because of the changes in the perceived way he would do things is seen now as a "waffler"(someone who just cant decide what he would do).

I vote a party called the Libertarian party. I surmise that it is not covered much by the news media but it is the oldest and largest of the "minor parties". Unlike Nader or the Greens our party actually has many people elected around the country.(almost 1000) We have consistently polled around 5% over the last 30 years.

The Libertarians would reduce government as much as we could (we recognize that there are some essential governement operations just only a fraction of what we have now though.) Our goal is to give people as much freedom as they can responsibly have(requiring of course they act like adults). Of course if people choose to do stupid things then they will pay their own damages.

It seems like I need to update my front page again since the election is so close here to let the people understand the dynamics of American Elections.

Good luck with Tony Blair I'm sure you'll get what you deserve whatever it maybe.

Tony Blair is as bad as bush jr. he has lied through his teeth all the way through this goverment