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I can't slap myself though. I might damage my hand, what with these whiskers ...


... on kittens


Nnnnggghhh!!!!

Maybe you need to get away from it all for a bit, perhaps in a brown paper package tied up with string...

I was thinking of moving out, he's not going to at all at this rate, but then I got scared

If I did, I could just say so long, farewell....

, a , a female

Oh, footbacon you have all my sympathy. This is the sort of person who would annoy me after two minutes. One word springs to mind: "OUT!" You have grounds for barring him from staying in the future. Put a few bolts on the front door to be sure

Your brother sounds a lot like mine - little b*stard stole $100s of bucks and heaps of CDs from me over a few years - denied it of course, even if he was caught nearly red-handed, he'd make up some bullsh*t story and stick to it... finally good rid of him when I moved to NZ and he stayed in Oz. Since then, I've been getting on fine with him! 4 days with him a year is my limit, I've discovered.

Hang in there!

How can these people look themselves in the eye when they look in the mirror?

He's already been kicked out, but somehow managed to weasle his way back in

He's not stolen as much as that from me. I've had cds and dvds disappear into his room and never be seen again, but that's the most that he's stolen from me.

I had a jar full of coins on my desk - had about $50 in silver and gold - came home one day and found that all the gold coins were gone - maybe $35 worth. He denied it point blank. I knew I hadn't taken any out, and unless one of my parents took it I knew it was him. But I couldn't prove it so nothing happened. I stopped saving coins then but money kept disappearing from my wallet - you know how sometimes you don't know whether you spent it or not? But it happened way too often. I had a lock on my door but I couldn't keep it locked every time he was upstairs alone. And then I somehow manage to "lose" all the CDs that later turn up in his CD player. Of course I didn't lose any he didn't like.

Then there was his allergy to housework, his refusal to use his money to buy anything that he could get our parents to buy, his HORRIBLE attitude, his law-problems...I could go on but this is meant to be your rant. In the end, though, it doesn't matter. I hardly ever hear from him now and our relationship is flourishing!

They do sound similar. He owes a lot of money to our parents too, but instead of paying it back, he spends what little money he has on getting drunk. But then our parents lend him more money

I used to owe my parents' a lot, still p*ssed what I had up the wall, until my parent's finally said 'Enough's enough'.

Never stole from 'em though.

Not even my snipes at him have any effect.

He's just been stood on a ledge, I said that I'd love to push him and he just laughed


It's hot.

Sounds like you missed a good opportunity there.

I can't believe I just typed that, it's evil!

Mmmm, hammocks and wireless internet access

*Tuts* I keep coming inside when it's too hot out there.

Mmm, icecream

Enjoy the good weather while it lasts, it's probably the last bit of weekend summer for the year.

If you're having bbq later, you could always add laxitives to his salad dressing. Oops there I go again...

I heard it's going to be hot tommorow too, think lordWolfden said so somewhere...

So it's going to be pants on toast tommorow, no air conditioning at work

Well if The Wolf says it's true, I'd best dig out my umbrella

I'm going to buy a parasol and sew a mac on top, to be on the safe side.

When it's hot in September the sun is usually diluted and you can tell it's September but today it would have passed for a midsummer's day. Scorchio!

A brolly with an IPod connection? Kewl!