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Baconlefeets Posted Feb 19, 2005
:::::::Judging update:::::::
7.8 1/2
Very good use of hidden camera equipment, however elbow raising does raise some unwanted attention.
9.1
I never even knew you were there!
Sinisterly sinister stalking!
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Feb 19, 2005
what did i get?! 
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Baconlefeets Posted Feb 19, 2005
You got a 7.9 for lurking in the shadows sinisterly. Here
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Baconlefeets Posted Feb 19, 2005
I could remove them for you, I'm only a part time judge, the rest of my time is generally spent removing joints....
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Trin Tragula Posted Feb 19, 2005
*Considers: is losing one's elbows too high a price to pay for a shot at the big one in the cutthroat world of stalking?*
Erm...
All right then. *Holds out elbows*
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Feb 19, 2005
*does a littel happy dance* That isn't a very stalker like thing to do is it//? 
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Trin Tragula Posted Feb 19, 2005
Well, right out of context like that, it is *quite* sinister 
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Feb 19, 2005
Everybody's stalking at me, I can't hear a word they're saying...
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Trin Tragula Posted Feb 19, 2005
Goin' where the weather suits my sinisterissinousness
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Baconlefeets Posted Feb 19, 2005
People stopping staring, i can't see their faces
Maybe that song was all about stalking originally
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Trin Tragula Posted Feb 19, 2005
Maybe *everything* is about stalking. Everywhere. All the time.
*Smiles sinisterberously and stalks into the shadows*
Oo, elbows or not, that's got be *big* points!
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Baconlefeets Posted Feb 19, 2005
8.6!!!
Well done, totally unexpected. I really felt what you were doing in that last piece
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Trin Tragula Posted Feb 19, 2005
*Attempts to repress an unstalkerly impulse to do a somersault*
Ngh
Gotta...
No
Whoopee!
Rats
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kea ~ Far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the western spiral arm of the Galaxy lies a small, unregarded but very well read blue and white website Posted Feb 19, 2005
[the Rats, realising they've finally been spotted, make a quick dash for the hole in the skirting board]
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Baconlefeets Posted Feb 19, 2005
I think their might be a stalker in the skirting boards....
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Trin Tragula Posted Feb 19, 2005
Little one? Grey chap? Whiskers? I think he's stalking the fridge ...
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Baconlefeets Posted Feb 19, 2005
But I thought the fridge was already covered!
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Trin Tragula Posted Feb 20, 2005
Oh. Well maybe he's stalking whoever's stalking the fridge.
Who is stalking the fridge?
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Baconlefeets Posted Feb 20, 2005
I thought the Oven was
Right, all kitchen appliances buddy up with whoever is closest and I want you to stalk each other. No one should be left out or be stalked by more than one other stalker.
What's that? You've lost your packed lunch? Well you must have left it on the coach!
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