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She does exist! She does! She does!
Mrs Bojangles Posted Nov 27, 2007
Doodle oo doodle oo doodle oo doo doo Dun dun dundun dun dun dundun Doodle oo doodle oo doodle oo
*tippytoes*
*drops and rolls to side of sofa*
*hides tin of Dodgies and 'nana wiches behind cushion*
*crawls on elbows and draws big circle round comfiest spot on sofa*
*places 'Reserved for Jangleys only during Heroes' sign on sofa*
*dives over coffee table, drops and rolls out of the door*
Doodle oo doodle oo doodle oo doo doo Dun dun dundun dun dun dundun Doodle oo doodle oo doodle oo
She does exist! She does! She does!
Mrs Bojangles Posted Nov 27, 2007
*Remembers it not being Wednesday yet*
Doodle oo doodle oo doodle oo doo doo Dun dun dundun dun dun dundun Doodle oo doodle oo doodle oo
*places lots of explosives around the last post*
*lights fuse and ciggie*
*retrieves tin of Dodgies and 'nana 'wiches from behind cushion*
*munchchompnyumslurpmunch*
*lies down on sofa for post munchie kip*
*KAAABOOOOOOOOOOOM*
She does exist! She does! She does!
Baconlefeets Posted Nov 27, 2007
Tom Cruise often has that problem himself. Always turning up for scientology classes on the wrong day. And then everybody points and laughs at him.
At least, that's what they tell him they're pointing and laughing at.
She does exist! She does! She does!
Trin Tragula Posted Nov 27, 2007
Is she really going to let her guard down like that? Jangley? Ol' Jangley? Ah well...
Doodle oo doodle oo doodle oo doo doo Dun dun dundun dun dun dundun Doodle oo doodle oo doodle oo
*tunnels up from underneath the sofa*
*sneaks picnic ingredients down the back for later*
*commando rolls up to the comfiest spot on the sofa and redraws big circle*
*places 'Reserved for Trin during Heroes even if it is Tomorrow' sign on sofa*
*nearly dives over coffee table*
*crash* Ow 
Doodle oo doodle oo doodle oo doo doo Dun dun dundun dun dun dundun Doodle oo doodle oo doodle oo
She does exist! She does! She does!
Mrs Bojangles Posted Nov 28, 2007
It's because he's short isn't it? That's why they mock him
*sprinkles itching powder all over the sofa*
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Baconlefeets Posted Nov 28, 2007
And he's been painted orange.
*hides paintbrush*
*bellyrumble*
*looks for nearby food*
*licks paintbrush*
She does exist! She does! She does!
Mrs Bojangles Posted Nov 29, 2007
Did everybody else fall asleep and miss it too?
What happened? No don't tell me. Was it good?
She does exist! She does! She does!
Baconlefeets Posted Nov 29, 2007
To tell you would be to spoil it for you. I don't do spoilers. I'm too lovely to ruin things.
*dips finger into Jangley's cake*
*lickylicky*
*scoffmunchchomp*
She does exist! She does! She does!
Baconlefeets Posted Nov 30, 2007
You were a-drinkin'?
And I missed the chance to do drunken pokings. 
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Mrs Bojangles Posted Nov 30, 2007
Don't feel very well.
On the plus side, I discovered this that I'd left pinned to my door for himself to read
http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o123/malevolentlalala_photos/Drink.jpg
She does exist! She does! She does!
Baconlefeets Posted Nov 30, 2007
*drops fizzyfeelgood tablets into Jangley's drink*
*fzzzzzzzzzzz*
A good night though?
*click*
N'awwww.
She does exist! She does! She does!
Mrs Bojangles Posted Nov 30, 2007
*fishes out fizzyfeelgoods from tea and pops them in a 'wich*
Thankyou.
Yeah, it was. Far as I remember. Talked a load of twaddle, managed to cook stuff without too much burning, discovered I can't write when I'm drunk.
How be you?
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Baconlefeets Posted Nov 30, 2007
Cooking while fizzypopped? Did speriments occur?
Apart from having the lurgy I'm fine. Got a cuppa and 'toons on the go. 
You got the lurg now
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Mrs Bojangles Posted Nov 30, 2007
Just remembered I have an appointment at the Jobcentre at 2pm. Aaah crap! Gotta go
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Baconlefeets Posted Nov 30, 2007
You a newt!
Run! Run like a quickly dispersed boy guff! 
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Mrs Bojangles Posted Nov 30, 2007
Drunken newt!
You have the lurgs?
http://www.luxurybedsets.com/files/1406200/uploaded/luxury_bed_in_a_bag_coral.jpg
(rumour has it there's a bed under all those pillows n' cushions)
http://www.terrycards-shop.co.uk/images/DC290-2.jpg
http://www.myweddingfavors.com/images/product/SA2234-PK-L.jpg
http://www.kloudiia.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/09/Puppy.JPG
Want more lurgs
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Mrs Bojangles Posted Dec 2, 2007
*grabs double ended pokey stick*
*pokeypoke*
They used to bring me rambles,
I wish they would again,
But that was mostly on Lost nights,
Until Sky did eated them.
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