h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Oh, poo.

You've made me go all gulilty again.

Okeydoke. I won't seperate you.

Yay!

All right, how about this...

Myself, puppy and kitty in a box go hide. Because it's technically your hidey though, we have to send you the information about where we are. But - and here's the clever bit - no one of us knows exactly where we are, we all only know a third each.

Fiendish, eh?

So, you have the entire knowledge of where the hidey is taking place, but none of us do. We then proceed to split up and look. Each of us will have a one-third head start and whoever finds us first gets to keep us.

That's very clever.

In the meantime do I just sit back and watch Father Ted while you three search for yourselves?

Yup! Bye then

Arf!

Miaow!





































*coo?*

Right then.

Hee hee ... bishops.

Tum diddle tum.

*twiddles thumbs*

*checks watch*

They should have hidden by now. Gerald? Did they remember to tell you where they were?

*coo*

*flapflapflap*




















































*flapflapflap*

*coo*

"Dear Footie, Well, that was a tiring journey, especially since we had to keep stopping for treaties, but we're here now, though, of course, I don't exactly know where 'here' is. I do know this: It's high up and it's a bit green. Love, Trin"

"Arf. Arf woof woof arf *licklicky* arf *wagwagwag*"

"Miaow. Mew mew purrrrrrrrrrrrrr miaow"

Jolly good. Thanks Gerald!

*readreadread*

Trin didn't happen to leave a puppy and kitten translation book, did he?

You're on a big hill?

That's not fair. How are you gonna find yourself if you're hiding outside of hootoo?

He he he... wait till she finds out I'm behind the telly

Arfhehehearf...

Sssh!

*reads thinks*

A ha!

<ru ...

But it's his turn to do the finding. I can't ruin the findy excitement for him.

*Puppy runs out from behind the telly and scampers over*

Arf! *wagwag* woof woof *pawpoints*

Awwwww. Hello little puppy. You're all mine now then?

The telly? Yes, it's very funny.

*Kitty in a box hops out from behind the telly*

Kerlump kerlump kerlump

Miaow! Purrrrrrrrr *nosepoint*

Come to join me, ey? Awwwww.

I know, such a silly advert. Squander all their money on getting a pimpdaddymaster to appear instead of buying bigger sandwiches to entice their customers in.

Cor - little tinkers have run off and left me Nothing to do but... Attempt to climb through the telly!

Hnngghhhgghhh *fizzzzz* hngghghhgnnnghh *pop* Hnggghhhhhhhh...

*Waves through telly screen* Footie! Hello! Can you hear me?

Oi! You're blocking the screen.

Trin! I can see you. I found you!

C'mere, yer daft brush. Ahem. *My* daft brush.

Eee. Aaar *crunch* Oo!

Phew - found!

Going to have an early night, methinks...

Night night, owner of puppies, kitty in a boxes and daft brushes

Oh - and a near full set of Spaced badges

Aw, no.



*closes eyes*

You've disappeared again and I don't know where you are. You'll have to stay up until I find you.

Find me... quick... can't stay... zzzzzz... awake

Woopillyflumwuff.

Night night.

You're still here





Night night then twiglet.