h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*choccy covered mouth* Whaaaat?

You did museums?



I'm not sure I can even bring myself to look at you...traitorer!

Isn't he fantastic. I love my seventies boff.

Our boff has a better deal though. He gets pies instead of pi.

Hmmph! Empty choccy boxes and broken promises is all I get from you.

But there were big woolly fluffs.

And I got to put my head in a tree and poke badgers.

See?

http://footbacon.googlepages.com/badgers%21

He looks a lot like my English teacher...and my science teacher...and my DT teacher

He's a Boff-a-like

Oooh, that's so untrue...you get lies from me too

Oh, ok, of it was a fluffseum that's alright.

Did the Badgers invite you in for tea and worms?

Ah, yes. Gotta love the lies.

They did! But I got my head stuck and it was too dark to tell whether or not there were there so I yanked myself out and ran away.

You're head getting stuck was probably due to brain swellage owing to being in a boffy environment

Ooohooo there was the most ginormeous in the kitchen last night. Couldn't find my huge big spidey catcher tupperware thingy...so I was ver' brave and nudged him onto the dustpan and warned that if there was any scuttling he'd be dropped and squished underfoot. (little did he realise it was actually more likely that I'd scream, fling the dustpan and spider across the room and run for the duvet)
He was very good though, sat happily on the dustpan and seemed quite happy to be tipped outside onto the balcony

*flexes muscles* Dead 'ard me.

I do believe I hear things a'calling.

Toodleboo the noo

I'm genuinely impressed.

must be scuttling around to all his friends houses to tell them how nonsquishy you are and that you give free fairground rides. Expect them to be visiting you soon.

Your things have voices? Them's advanced things.

Hey, all things have voices man, you just have to be open to listening

Lo!

How be the Hollydoodles?

Do you often get screwed up bus tickets thrown at you when you hold up the bus by talking to its headlights?

She be fine at the moment. Seems to be at night when it all goes eurgh.

You had any extra Friday 13th 'tastrophes today?

Indeed! And now, all those liberated little bus tickets are among my closest confidants

Did you take her to poorly fluff shop? Or did she threaten shoe blurtage when you got the cat carrier out?

Now, why did you have to go and remind me what day it was

*assumes stillness for rest of the day*

Just got back.

Poorly fluff shop man said 'ow!' asked for a bandage for his hand and punished her with a sharp pokey stick.

You do that. I'll assume the position over by your fridge.

Did he say anything else after 'Ow!'? Is she going to be alright?

I don't think you'll like my fridge at the moment...full of salad and veggies. No yoghurts

No. He threw us out onto the street.



He said she's caught some sort of bug, lobbed a towel over her and pumped her full of antibiotics. If she's still a poorly fluff after the weekend then it's back to the bandaged scratching post.

That's a big fib to put me off the scent, right? Those are hollowed out apples packed full with M&Ms.

What's a 'rin' and what've you done to get the biggest?

Thingie things.

Oh phew! So , hopefully nothing to *really* worry about then

Once, when we took our other fuzzum to the vets and he took her temperature, she stuck her head under my mum's arm. The vet laughed and said he'd never seen a cat be embarrassed before

S'not a fib, trying to be good. Wanna biccie!

I've just spent far too long, to try and thunk up something that a rin might be, and failed miserably

Yup, I was pretty relieved. She had me a bit worried for a bit there.

N'awww. They're funny them fuzzums.

Look inside a 'nana. It's probably chocka full of custard creams.

Look over there. *points*

*steals a 'bit' and then a bit more*

Over *points* thataway.

http://www.thepoorman.net/images/kitten_ribbons.jpg

I get it...you were worried lots of bits

*click*

N'aaa...stoppit! No cute kitty wanting inducing piccys



Where da Trin?

Your possibilikitty not appeared yet?

(I don't know why the towel. I just felt like giving you something fluffy. You can 'tastrophise over it all you like and it won't hiss).

Dunno. Da Trin gone to shake his puds down da disco?