h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Ho yus, lots of stomping and unnecessary flouncing room to room

Yeah, done that. I'm a squidgety fidget though.

Can't remember the last time I did flouncing. It's so much easier and there's so little effort involved in sitting scowling while grumbling and muttering under my breath.



Ten slices of cake says you'll be back on the sofa tomorrow.

Oh you should, you should!

I've not had a good stomp and flounce for ages...not that there's a great deal of point when there's no-one about to spectate, takes a bit of the drama out of it. Still, no harm practising

So will not. It's a point of principle now, at least until I choose a new sofa...and as there's now cake involved

What you been you been up to? Any spoondings?

No spoondings at all.

Done a fair bit of flumping.

I've got next week off for flump purposes too. There's gonna be so much Richard and Judy.

And some Fern and Phil too, I should jolly well hope?

Just a whole week of flumpery eh? No going off anywhere to build sandcastles for the day? You got your weeks dooveedoing lined up?

*belms*

That's who I meant to say but fingers said otherwise.

No, no sandcastle building. No holiday, no bucket and spade, no ... I think I feel a flounce coming on.

*concentrates*

Ner, 's turned into a muttering moment.

I might go to see a great big stuffed polar bear in outsidey place.

Oh, has Trin got a job promoting Fox's Mints then?

What does the Tunstall woman think she's wearing?

So he will be coming to visit. And'll slip me some spice too.

*click*

She's that Bond woman.

I bet he is, and he's just keeping it secret and he'll suddenly whip his bear head off and shout "Surprise!" and small children in the crowd will scream and run for their lives

So it is...old Titania Tinlegs

Brilliant plan. No annoying kiddies to demand spice be shared with.

Where be Trinbear anyway? Surely he's not gone outside.

Would have looked much better if she'd painted the whole lot. Must be being extra careful on the asphyxibillyboo front.

*kickkickkick*

Too much duvety hotness

Uncumferble!!!

Just clickyed on his nibs PS...Badgies are all still there.

You reckon he stole them?

Or just did a flounce to get attention and for everyone to talk him out of it?

And now he's having really, really big sulks because no one tried?

Shove a couple of pillows in the fridge. Cool and tasty.

Flouncing handbags suit him so well.

Oh dear, that means I'll just have to eat all the food to make room for the pillows...I'll soldier through it

He's not really gone on hodilays I'll bet...he'll be sat hiding behind his bookshelves, covering himself with fake oompalotion.

Oompalotion? Is that an extra strong suntan lotion?

*click*

I clicked in time to hear woman saying 'polar bear man'. Is he in this?

I believe it's what Dale uses, and you know what a fan he is of The Winster

What channel> Maybe he got spotted after appearing in Madagascar, and he's going to live in Disneyland and make filums

Dale sends him his foot shavings for being the head organiser of his fan club.

Bebekeun. 's not much of a polar bear man. He's a man and there's a polar bear on his telly.

What'cha watchin'?

N'aaawww. You know, they'd make ever such a lovely couple

Back on bebekeun, keep channel flickin', only got 5 to choose from on this telly

They'd compliment each other so well. Trin could give Dale Supermarket Sweep pointers and Dale could light up the bedroom at night so Trin could read.

It's fisticuffs on bebekedeux.

And they could have matching waist length blouson leather jackets too

I know, but that's a particularly flatulent channel

*clicky*

*parp*

See!