h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Is Tupperware 'The Sandwich Barrier'?

... no, honey, it's a very tall wall that separates your mind's machinations from mine...

W

You're lucky to have one then...

I have four walls, maybe more.

I have none.

Plus I don't have a chin. Pity me.

Here's some bricks to start you off.

*showers of pity upon you*

*... and loads of fattening food*

*.. and galore and and and and and

W

You may have one of mine dear. I have several, as was recently revealed when a kind friend emailed me a photo; which i had to pass to someone else to convertt into a Jpeg thingy. I said "how is it? do i look like a hamster?" she replied "Nah, you are fine but the Bf looks like a jerk!"

Subsequent friends have not denied that i look like a ham(p)ster nor that the Bf looks like a jerk.

There is little hope. Have a chin. You can have the jerk too if you wish.

zdt

I pledge 3 gold dubloons, a pewter button and a boiled sweet with fluff on it.

Thangyoo!



*Picks fluff from sweet*

*Feeds it to penguin*



*Twangs elastic band at penguin*

I also donate:

1 Red Swingline Stapler (as featured in Office Space)
1 Miniature "Magic Eight Ball"
1 "Beaker" finger Muppet.
2 Sticks of Wrigley's Double Mint Gum
And
1 Jar Jar-in-the-Box (You'd have to see it to appreciate it).

I donate:

12 boxes of random junk (very valuable till you open them)
6 pieces of unfinished cuorsework
a hive full of badgers
a small african boy
and a banjo made of cheese

heres to the chin!

Hi Footbacon,

Here's 200 Pesetas and a pledge of constant prayer to the great Flant God to fulfil your chinny need.

*Awaits donations of Smash*

*Beeping sound as Smash lorry reverses into Chin Aid unloading bay*

*Pictures of chinless Footbacon appear*



*Sees lorry*



Oh, thank you, so very much! I wouldn't have been able to survive without this!

For Mash get Smaaaash!

Robots: Yak! Yak! Yak! Yak! Yak!

*Big load of Smash deposited on floor of storage bay. Not in packets, unfortunately*

Uh oh

*Huge rainstorm*

Quick! Butter! And a really big wooden spoon!

By the way...I was trying to drum up some high profile celebrity supporters for the cause. So far, Ted Robbins and Jade Goody are on board.

Maybe I can get in touch with... *gulp* Jim Bowen!

Maybe we can have a Phoenix Nights style jumpy, jumpy thing. (How can I forget the word for one of those jumpy, bouncy things?)