h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

hi prof
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i managed to ask zab whats happening, and he was made redundant last week. the wedding is still on, and they are getting a flat somewhere.
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he as been a pratt again, she told him they needed milk, he said, ask me, and she said, why not go to the shop, and he just walked off upstairs, with zab saying,you are lazy lol it is xmas lol jim

flaming washing machine packed in yesterday, repairman coming after xmas

hi prof
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that makes three lol.
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mary said on sunday, their kettle went kaput, then the dvd/vid machine went kaput.lol
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ive just got in, i went intown just to see owen off to leeds, to catch the train to london to visit his mum.
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wont be back till the 5th of jan.
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jim

all I want is a nice cottage on the moon, out of the way

hi prof
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i watched a programme earlier on the winners of the usa state lotto,
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one was an old man, he won $95 mil, and could have it over 25 yrs, but he decided to take the one off they offer, if he took 95, the tax take 20 mil+, but he took only the £16 mil.one off.
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its seemed crazy till the story unfolded, he bought a house, gave some to the family, and evrynight mon to sun, his friends and family eat a free meal at teatime. and the restraunt still make money in the daytime.
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even after 6 yrs, he still had 10 mil,and what the restraunt was making. so it proves you dont need to have money for years to live on. jim

money is food to my wallettry telling it, it can't put weight on

hi prof
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as you know im stable.
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but i dont drink, smoke or drive, and have the busspass. so unless i start eating rich things, its for a rainy day. jim

get a PC againstuff that other crap

just save enough to change the locks

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take a look at the bottom of the front page, ive made "quote of the day" for a message i put on the weather thread lol jim

never had a quote of the day

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i thought qotd, was from what famous people said, fame at last lol. jim

nah! I don't actually know who picks the quote, but it can be from anywhere/any thread in hootoo

hi prof
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its gone 12, and rats went off on the bike about half hr ago.probably to see zab, her cars off the road.
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a mate of his brought some wedding candles and things tonight, so the wedding must be on in jan, jim

just think mate, soon you'll be waving a last goodbyedon't take photo's - wrong sort of memories

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with the stuff he as, and in the loft, not to mention the two spare rooms, its going to be a week till he as it all packed.
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but no idea when in jan they are getting married. jim

do me a favour Jim

once he's gonedon't mention him again

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hey once he as gone, i wont even remember he was here for over eight years, but just imagine, if i went back over the threads, i could write a book, on him.
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titled, the ratface of bradford town lol jim

you dare and I'll delete you

hi prof
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i wouldnt give him the time, to write anything, he aint worth it
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rats mother was in bradford yesterday, but didnt have time to call, they where picking up rats other bro, scott and his lass,
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problems at their flat, so they are staying in sutton on sea, over xmas with mary. jim