h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Its just that I don't like to see you taking to much on the chin my friend, just watch your back, I know blood is thicker than water, but its your health and wellbeing I'm looking at

hi prof
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im used to all his squerks now.
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i donrt let him get to me,and if he cooks i wait till hes upstairs and then check to see if he,s turned everything off.
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once he gets on his pc, then someones rings he forgets pans and the oven till the smoke detecor goes off, but lately hes not set it off once,
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i have a detector,in the hall with an added light on it, one on the landing, one in my front room and one in my bedroom, he as one in his main room but i,ll lay odds hes taken a dud out and never replaced it,i wont even go over the threshold of both his rooms, they are alarmed when he goes out and mine and padlocked lol.
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i didnt get home till about 4pm, and i caled first at the mates next door.
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but the first thing i ddid after making a cuppa when i got in was go up for the rent,jim

Good Morning Both,well it would be if only the weather would brighten up a little ! If you let me know what time your normally on line Prof.,I'll do me best to be here and just see if my plan works ! Hahahahaha I WON'T be holding my breath of course !!! hahahahaha Hi Jim,thankyou for the e-mail.I haven't replied as yet as I have no exciting news whatsoever !!! No change there then !!! Hope your both well,My Love to You Both as Always Pinky xxxx PS Jim ,if you tell ratface you have an important guest arriving soon,to stay for MONTHS,he may just vanish !! Just a thought hahahaha I could come over and cause him grief though hahahahaha NO PROBLEM xxxxx

morning to two lovely people, started with a bit of sun, off round to mates for a couple of hours.
Pinky, its hard to give a time for on line, having 2 teenagers at college at different times and they both go on comp'. Is it a long day you have to do in the shop, ie:up very early and in late.
Jim, its a pity that you could not tell ratface that your putting house up for sale and getting a one bedroom flat or bungalow, due to health and none support

hi prof
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as the house is council that would be a total imposability,lol
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with his antics now and then he keeps me on my toes,it adds to a dull dreary day, to have a one to one sometimes,but i think its done on perpose sometimes to see what reaction he,ll get.
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example, last night he cooked something for his tea, i went through to the kitchen to make sure he haddnt left a mess, and the right front hob on the cooker was on its lowest, so i turned it of, got a glass of coke and came back in the room,ten mins later he came down, went into the kitchen and then stuck his head in the door of my room, said nothing, and went upsyairs, it was like he was expecting me to say,you left the hob on again,but this time i didnt,havent seen him since last night, he never came down again, must have been on his pc and then bed,so you see he dont get to me, and i think its starting to get to him that i wont bite now,loljim

forgot about it being council, your a master at work, I know it bugs people when you don't bite, I've been like it for years, you'll see, when you get to my p/space

hi prof
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i was thinking of asking you for the favour i asked helen, but ive known helen to talk to on phone, mns messager,and emails,and it ment giving her my p.word for something.
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ive just done the back and front lawn,so thats me for gardening for a week at least.man will my back give me jip later tonight,but needs must,if i dont do tit, no one will,(i wouldnt lower myself to even ask ratface)lol jim

hey prof
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forgot to tell you how i can it, ratface,
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he,s spitten image of will smith when he was about 25ish, and acts the ruddy same as he did in belaire programme.
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thinks he,s all that, a woman magnet, cant do no wrong get the picture,lol jim

oh yes, I've seen 'em Jim, god's gift of womenabout has much chance of finding rocking horse s*** or plaiting fog.Please re:lawn, when it dries, I've got front/back to do again, but more rain expected

Good Morning Both,just a quickie ,well you know what I mean ! hahahahaha I do work long hours Prof.,and tend to get in here early hours in the mornings,before,or sometimes after,I've been to the fresh flower market !! I do understand how difficult it is for you too ! Still we can only hope one day we will be here together and I'll see if my solution will work xxxxx Hi Jim,I've actually managed to send you yet another boring e-mail hahaha Sorry,it's just the way it is at the moment !!Hope your OK ! Love to you Both Pinky xxx xxx (I know,not as quick as I first thought hahahaha )

a wet rainy morning to you both, soz for being curious/nosey Pinky, is the shop family run, or do you have staff. Most people think shops are 8.00/5.00 and thats it, it don't work that way, the before and after also run into long hours, you have my respect.

Jim, everytime we post, its 9 out of 10 raining, roll on a few days of sun my friend

hi pinky prof
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hi pinky
returned email as usual.jimxxxx
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hi prof
it was sunny yesterday for a few hours, so i got both the back and front lawn done,and yep the ruddy rain is here again today,
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i thought it was lancashire that was the cootn side because of the rain, but we in yorks seem to be getting a lot at the mo.jim

to right mate, its not on. I have a question, can't remember if I've asked before? re:- shower, is the council fitting you one or is it broke?

hi prof
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i have the usual council bath,seperated from the toilet,it was lowered for my sister to use, then the welfare said even with the stairlift it would be a problem being upstairs,
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about two years ago, i found trying to get in the bath was causing my cramps,not to mention after getting down in the bath, getting back out again.
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a freind(where i go for a shower)as a disabled shower,ie a chair and open acsess with wall rails,so i rang the occ therapy to see if i had a cat in hells chance, everything was ok, till the wrong doctor answered the letter from them,
the rest you know,jim

red tape, great if your face fits, usual council claptrap. on and on and on etc. I know its money, but I bought a shower that uses the cold water pipe, about £60/70 a couple of year back and a mate plumbed it for me, do you know anyone like that (plumber/electrician)

hi prof
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sort of,he,s a mate of my mate alan.
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went to a housing meeting tonight to see what and where the houses where planned for.but it was a waste of time.none of the goverment lot can attend, as the parliament is closed, and law states because the ones we expected tonight might not be in after the election,they cant attend meetings while the elect prosess is on going
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so it will be after the 5th may(about the 18th)till we finally see whats going on, then we can try to stop the bloody mob building more houses we dont want,
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one good thing did emerge, there is a new cop shop nearly built in the town area, about a mile from me, and they will from the end of this month take over policing our estate in full day and night, trident the useless mob will be out.jim

excellent news Jim, cop shop, here we see a police car now and again, can't remember seeing them on foot

are we in the right country?? its been sunny all day

hi prof
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ive been out all day, been to get the f1 buckle and belt, then a few hours in the library checking 1970 t & a papers on film,for something my mate wanted it turned up in july 21st 1970.then i got a copy printed off.
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we have the main cop shop in town, but its a bit run down and the cars and so on, have probs with there being roads all round it,
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the new one is just out of town next to the fire station, and there is the horse stables and car repair 100 yds up from it,jim

Good Morning Both,it's a beautiful sunny,yes,SUNNY morning here in Blackpool,I feel quite giddy,not used to so much glare first thing hahahaha I have staff at the shop Prof.,my Mum helps out and my sister at the busy times.It is more of a 24\7 way of life, moreso than just a job !!! Actually,I live there hahahaha xxx Hi Jim,I'll see my sister later today,for the addy,I'll mail you right away xxx Take care both .See you soon Love Pinky xxx xxx