h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Well you came here very early today ,made me think you must have enough stock left to not bother with the market today.

Arnold,at the moment I'm battling with the market everyday...TRYING to get the best deal for the price of the red roses I need for Valentines Day..The wholesalers hate me,with a passion..I'm doing OK though,they promise to give me the very best deal they can just to get me off the premises as quickly as humanly possible ..I'm doing myself no favours of course calling them daylight robbers,rip-off merchants and other apt descriptions.BUT, I'll get the right deal for my customers,or I'll die trying hahahahhahahha x

Over here men don't give anything on valentines day women give only but we give back one month later on white day .

White Day ??? Please don't talk loudly about this,I beg..The last thing I need now is one more 'special day'over here Arnold hahahahhaha So what is 'white day' ? Whisper OK ? hahahahaha x

I have just checked and you are on Stephens friends list but he has gone off site at the moment

White day is when the men give stuff to the women valantines day is for the women to give only .they are seperated and women are quite serious about it, my 2 will be making lots of shapes for my daughter to give away

Right,so on white day,can you give any gift to your wife and daughter ? Not white roses I hope ? hahahahhaha x (Thankyou for informing me about Stephen.I'm making friends Arnold ! Most odd,must be something I ate you know hahahhaha)

Yes I can give any gift but only to the people that gave to me on valantines day . I'm not expecting to get anything from my daughter cause she's got to the age of hating fathers at the moment .quite funny really my wife and I quitely laugh about it .

Hahahahahahaha mmmmmm,I remember those days so well Arnold hahahahahahaha Many times I planned my Dads murder so I could go the 'that party'he said I definitely wasn't going too !! The memories are flooding back hahahahaha As long as your wife gives you a gift,you won't feel left out.Your daughter will realise the error of her ways,eventually..I did x

My wife always gives me she's very nice like that.

Should also say there are no valentine cards to be bought here so they don't get sent .

I usually buy her some and then when getting old they get hung in the toilet upside down there are quite a few bunches hanging there now .

It's the best way to keep them for all time Arnold,clever you ! Right,I'm away to the grind hahahahaha Have a lovely day.You take care Speak soon. Pinky x

Yep you have a good day too Pinky.

got to go into the kitchen now myself

Hi Arnold,thankyou for your e-mail.I have replied ! Pleased to know you and your family are well.Love Pinky x

Hahahahhahaha there you are ! Have you replied to my mail yet ? I'm bamboozled ?? Not difficult,I realise this hahahahhaha x

Did reply hope you understand

Thanks Arnold,I'm off to be enlightened now then ! hahahhaha Speak soon Take care Love Pinky x

I've mailed you again Arnold,if this fails,I'll try another mail address OK ? I KNOW your head hurts right now hahahhahahha No sympathy,self inflicted what can I say ? hahahhahha Speak soon Pinky x

Will try again

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