h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*smiles, and regards all three choices*
well tempting as the luminous pink sounds, it wont fit in wiht the rest of my black attire, and anyway it might endup giving me away when i'm trying to be stelthy. so i think black would suit me perfectly.

Hello. I wish to request *checks drawing* copious amounts of brass, and a device that will allow me to shape it as I wish. Please deliver it to myself in the Torture chamber, at your earliest convenience. Also, I request some silver and gold, also with a device which will allow me to melt and shape both.
*begins to wander off, talking to himself*
Electrum is used far too little nowadays
*leaves shop*

silver is not allowed and this is a store not a shop</>


*arranges items and he walks out followed by ducks*

My apologies good sir, I was expecting the stores to be a place where things are stored? No? anyway, I apologise for the confusion, and thank you for the goods you delivered. If you want to drop by the torture chamber at any point to discuss some sort of payment?

*returns to store*

if it is for guild buisiness there is no requirment to pay.

No payment is REQUIRED, i know, but I'm sure you would appreciate a little something for your troubles?

if you are offering i will not say no

I'm offering, drop by the torture chamber, and I'll see what I can do for you.

i will not drop by anywhere at your request, there is a rank structure in the guild for a reason

Ahem...

Wiro, I seem to remember you being removed from the ranking structure? Correct me if I'm wrong...

I know, I was just saying, if you would like some sort of payment, then drop by. It wasn't a request, it was a condition.

*leaves room*

Joe, i am outwith the normal structure, but i assume you do know my position.

Of course. I was just wondering how the rank structure was relevant at that time.

well it does apply, you jsut need to know where i actully fit onto it, which you apparently do.

AHH! 2 Joes!

Oh, and could I please have a full complement of defensive weapons? Preferably a mounted machine-gun, .50 calibre, with 8000 rounds, a few mortars with antitank rounds, a bazooka or two and 10 Kalashnikov AK-74us? also a simple desert eagle, and a small amount of a high-temperature superconductor with some liquid nitrogen and say 100 batteries?

Thanks.

I'll be round to pick them up later, if that's okay.

*eyes him strangely as he leaves*

so... about the black dagger. it isnt too much trouble is it?

*pulls a black dagger off a shelf and places it to one side where it ill be easily accesable*





*has some ducks find and put into crates all the things ordered by joeinnes*

*returns*
Thank you What Is Rule One

I'm very grateful.

*in a number of trips, takes all the stuff he ordered to the torture chamber*