BIG BAD PUSSY CAT

Greebo t. Cat Hello please allow me to tell you a little about myself.As an at present self unemployed engineer looking for a decent quality of life and maybe a job (a little light dusting,maybe two days a week £100kpa pension and full medical benifits)(NO Heavy Lifting)I am finding things a tiny weeny little bit quiet of late.So acting upon the the weakness that is inspired by boredom I went forth and purchase my first ever computer.After much swearing,shouting and waving blunt instruments in its general direction whilst muttering threats at it,I found the ON button.Its screen burst into life and so started what I concidere to be a battle of wits between myself and a dumb machine.Although I find shouting(where I live nobody can here you screem)satisfying,I`m fast running out of things suitably offencive to shout at my machine such as "I`ll ripe your hard drive out and stuff it right up your modem!"this will probebly resolve itself with training,time and experience,enabaling me to be more technical with my obuse.

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