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Hmmmmm
Posted Oct 9, 2003
Why can't I just follow the right voice?
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Latest reply: Oct 9, 2003
Still confuzzled!!!
Posted Oct 7, 2003
If quizzes are quizzical what are tests?
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegatable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Is Disney the only people trap operated by a mouse?
Why do the Alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star have the same tune?
Stop singing and read on............
Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet soup?
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dogs face, he gets at mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his out of the window?
Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?
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Latest reply: Oct 7, 2003
Help me!!!! I'm confuzzled!!!
Posted Oct 7, 2003
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say 'i think i'll squeeze theses dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out'?
Who was the first person to say, 'see that chicken there...i'm gonna eat whatever comes out of it's a**
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp?
Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?
Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the car pool lane?
If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their a** when they ask where the bathroom is?
Why does your doc leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?
Why does goofy stand erect while pluto remains on all fours? they're both dogs
What do you call male ballerinas?
If Wile E Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?
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Latest reply: Oct 7, 2003
Spiders..............
Posted Oct 2, 2003
What the 
are they feeding em on?????
Im sure they take small children
Or they are mutant spiders???
Not kidding, my brother was here earlier (he's 6ft blah blah, taller than me anyway) and i've never seen him move so fast. The spider poor defenceless creature gets eaten by the dog, (this was my dog, but is now his), but im surprised the dog actually won the fight between her and the spider. Now theres another one. Think I might ask it to move some furniture for me the big . Has there been any escapees from the local petting zoo?
Here spider spider spider 
Think it'll be content with raw meat.
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Latest reply: Oct 2, 2003
Questions?
Posted Sep 10, 2003
Got an e-mail from Misty Angel with these questions in thought some where quite interesting 
Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do they all drown too?
Who's cruel idea was it for the word 'lisp' to have an 's' in it?
Why is it called tourist season if we can't hunt them?
If a turtle dosen't have a shell is he homeless or naked?
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