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Researcher 233696 Started conversation Sep 10, 2003
Got an e-mail from Misty Angel with these questions in thought some where quite interesting 
Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do they all drown too?
Who's cruel idea was it for the word 'lisp' to have an 's' in it?
Why is it called tourist season if we can't hunt them?
If a turtle dosen't have a shell is he homeless or naked?
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Serephina Posted Sep 10, 2003
Definately food for thought there.. i had a huge list of them once..ill try to rememer some.
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Researcher 233696 Posted Sep 10, 2003
Did ya
Think they good questions tho eh was gonna put this one but wondered wether it was appropriate
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
Stumped on that one 
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Serephina Posted Sep 10, 2003
I cant remember quite how it went ..but there was one about the naming mix up with haemorrhoids n asteroids
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Serephina Posted Sep 10, 2003
or ..if vegetable oils made from vegetables,olive oils made from olives etc..whats baby oil made from? 
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Serephina Posted Sep 10, 2003
maybe it 'is' the one i was sent ages ago then..fancy fwding it?
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Serephina Posted Sep 10, 2003
hes still on about bat country i see
nah its not the one i was sent..there were tons on it..some of em really weird
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Researcher 233696 Posted Sep 10, 2003
Who's still on about bat country? muppet?
different one then eh, have to find some more think they well funny
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Serephina Posted Sep 10, 2003
yeah that was a muppet mail by the looks of it
if i still had it id send it o you..the mental health answering machine message was a good one too...
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Serephina Posted Sep 10, 2003
it was something like..
you have reached blah blah blah..
please listen to the following options..
if you are obsessive complusive,press 1 repeatedly till someone answers,
if you have memory problems please press 2 and leave your name adress ni number and mothers maiden name after the tone,,
if you are depressed,hang up now no ne wants to talk to you anyway.
if you are delusional..please press 5 n wait to beamed to the mother ship
If you are paranoid..we know who you are and ae tracing you right now..
thats about all i can remembr
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misty angel......on a journey to insanity and quite enjoying the scenery Posted Sep 10, 2003
yes creachy did send me that mail an hey glad it gave you a chuckle
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