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cannon near the Doughnut Stand. There was a note attached to the snowball: "Right back at ya chubs " You can learn more about the snowball cannon at:

http://www.h2g2.com/A270677

Have a nice day

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Your user page has just been hit by a 40 ton snowball, fired from the snowball cannon ...

We apologise for any confusion caused by the truncated message. Confusion caused by 40 tons of snow, however, is not apolgised for. Hey, it's just our job.

*Takes a look around.*

Hey, this looks like a lot more than 40 tons. You know, I didn't check whether my partner had filled this order before I got back...

it seems im getting tons of snowball attacks

Er, it would seem that, *loosens collar*, my, um, partner already filled this order. Very sorry about that.

Here's a coupon for a free toy snowball cannon and a complimentary can of crater fizz. Any flavour. You can use the coupon over at Crater Toys, over here: A490501

OOOOOOOOOO

Thank you

*sloshes through the waist high flood of melted snow*


hi ya

you know, a couple of rubber ducks and a toy slide and you got yourself the place to be in summer

good idea

think ill see if i can use the coupons

what coupons?

they're my coupons

keep your hands off my coupons

i'm saving them all up you see

No you have the Missy coupons

I have the ones from the 80 tons of snow

What you saving em for?

oh yes, i actually ordered 80 tonnes of snow so they didn't get it wrong at all


for a rainy day of course

I'll get you back for the 8o tons of snow i tell ya

Well im gonna make sure there is no rainy days

no rainy days i won't be able to use my vouchers then

It all depends what you gonna use em for 'getting nervous'

Knowing you something evil

well first of all we need to establish just what the vouvhers entitle me to

I seem to remember they entitled you to Missy loving.

But who knows?

Missy Loving eh? *Joey style knowing nod*

ok then, i wanna use one now.

*hands over one voucher of Missy Loving*

Thank you



That enough or you want more?

oooooohhhh, i'm feeling all giddy

i think that'l do

Good Good

becareful now.

Do NOT use heavy machinery, drive a car, walk, sit down, move a mouse, switch anything electrical on, go near puddles (or anything containing water e.g cups, mugs, teapots, water coolers, bird baths, drains, toilets). All exits are, there, here and over that away. If you start feeling the need to actually move ask a fellow mate to tie you down until all side effects have subsided.

Thank you for using your 'Missy loving Vouchers'

Service with a smile

oh dear, i have already sat down and stood up several times. the mouse has been moved and i am drinking a can of coke i also just rebooted the alarm computer which involves switching it off then on again


thank God i can't drive