h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Blimey. I didn't know dipsomania was such hard work.

Would it be alright if I put the vodka into an ice cube tray, froze it and then consume it in that fashion?

Could I use a straw?

Hey, you think this is *EASY*?

Wonders (and wanders) off in to the distance muttering..."young people of today..."

RF

Ha ha, you're old!

I have sensitive teeth, so I *must* use a straw.

But can it be one of those curly plastic ones that you used to get free at McDonalds?

Only if it's made of glass.

I have a bottle of gin, can I just have that instead? I can? Yay!

Order, order...

Right, what are you people all doing getting drunk in my journal? You know, this started out as a sensible question/discussion, now there's a load of people in here getting pissed! What's going on?

RF

It's the strange twilight period between Christmas and New Year. We have to pass the time somehow!

What do you mean : I can't use my new mug *stamps foot*
Keep your gin

I have a shoe (Which I was using for eating scrambled eggs from), would it be possible for me to use that?

If you're footbacon aka Nikita Cruschtschow

Who is Nikita? Is she the lass from the Bob Mortimer advert. "Papa? Nikita"? She'll presume you don't know anything! Quick! Use google!



I am not a Communist!



Am I? Quick! Google Communists!

She was the woman in that Elton John song from the mid '80s.

He's said to have drunk out of his shoe - that's why I suggested the name
I really must leave now. Knock me out or something

I thought you were going to go ages ago?

Percy, Nikita is the name of a male, and Elton John is homosexual, it's just that people THOUGHT it was a girl's name

I always thought it was a girl he was singin about to throw people off the scent, as it were

Yep, fords, that's what I thought