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Tacysa Posted Mar 15, 2004
Yeah, but you never did tell me who I was going to marry. All I know is that I'm 83 going to parties with my 27-year old son and enjoying the...*cough* sausages.
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darakat - Now with pockets! Posted Mar 15, 2004
Yes well I never saw whatever it was that made you marry him in the first place.
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Tacysa Posted Mar 15, 2004
Must have been the sausage. 
It does strange things to your head.
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darakat - Now with pockets! Posted Mar 15, 2004
Yes well you divorced him when you found out he was gay.
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Tacysa Posted Mar 15, 2004
But he still fathered my child? No, wait, he didn't did he?
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darakat - Now with pockets! Posted Mar 15, 2004
Bastard leaft me to do that.
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darakat - Now with pockets! Posted Mar 15, 2004
You didn't say that at the time did you?
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Tacysa Posted Mar 15, 2004
No, but you make it sound like a chore! Sheesh, how to make a girl feel loved.
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darakat - Now with pockets! Posted Mar 15, 2004
Well it depends on what age the child is really. I think at the time I was more concerned about my sleep. Sorry, I should keep my big mouth shut. *Zips mouth*
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Tacysa Posted Mar 15, 2004
Surely, I'm not that much of a lusty broad in my old age that I didn't let you sleep. Yeah, like your mouth is ever completely shut.
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Mr. Carrot Posted Mar 16, 2004
Hope I'm not interrupting something here?
"There's a Hell here, too. But does your Hell translate into Hell?" Nope, it means small slope, or alternately "helle", which is a flat stone. Anyway, I've got an interesting postcard from hell... Just a picture of the local train station in a red sunset, with a sign over the door saying "Hell", and with the words "Gods expedition" (which means cargo in Norwegian) written on the door itself... Muahahahaha
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Tacysa Posted Mar 16, 2004
He just always blames me. He's the nasty who got himself killed and caused me to die of dehydration on Io. *grumble*
It's still fun whatever it translates into. However, our Hell is really hell.
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Mr. Carrot Posted Mar 17, 2004
I'll feign interest, but the context will be that I don't really care...
Why is that?
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Tacysa Posted Mar 17, 2004
*sigh*
Why is it really Hell? That's what they named it. It's in the middle of the Arizona desert, so it's pretty descriptive.
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Mr. Carrot Posted Mar 17, 2004
That's all you get these days...
Hot, desolate, boring like hell, uncomfortable, I believe I get the picture...
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darakat - Now with pockets! Posted Mar 18, 2004
On the upside it was a particularly good party.
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