h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

See I knew you were right, and, instead of letting you think you were wrong, I proved you were right. What kind of a humble, truth-loving gal am I?

Wow...I'm impressed here... Perhaps you ARE a kind person after all...

I wouldn't count on it, but I did try.

Allright. That's close enough.

Get a room. Here, 2 nights in the country in in Woden.

Does that sentence make any sense to anyone? Excepting darakat, that is.

Oh, indeed it does. You paying, darakat???

Oh, nononononononono! I just reread and recomprehended the conversation and found that I was right. Right off of the Pringle's can: 'Potato Crisps. Papitas Crujientes.' and '14 Crisps/unidades.' I WAS RIGHT AND YOU WERE WRONG!

Did he just invite us to come to a place called Woden?

Aha... it doesn't say that in Norway, I can assure you... Anyway, I stand by what I say, for some reason, Norwegian linguists have twisted the definition to such a degree that, by our definitions, pringle's are chips, and lays are crisps... Which is odd, but nonetheless...

I know I wouldn't be comfortable in a place called Woden.

I WIN.

Why not? We've got a place called Hell over here, just so you know...

Allright... here goes...

I've studied British literature this year and Woden would be a little much. It'd be like visiting the Globe Theatre at this point. There's a Hell here, too. But does your Hell translate into Hell?

*sticks nose in air* I shall accept your apology.

Woden is a major suburb in Canberra its about the 3rd largest.

Is that where you live?

Have you ever read my introduction or infact any of my posts?

you have never mentioned woden before.

No I say I live in Calwell, which is way down south of woden. Look at the map of canberra on my h2g2 intro page link has...

That would take effort. Tooo....lazy....aaaaaaaghhhh.....

I suspected as much.

You would.

Yes well since I know how you break your leg in 14 months...