h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

So you can dance, but not by yourself? Those who hear not the music think the dancers mad. Bwahahahaha...

He might be forced to start being the Chik-Fil-A cow again. Poor guy, he got peed on once.

Naw, I can watch dancers, but I can't participate...

Hahaha... I just god a v. funny picture in my head dancing like a madman, withouht any music... Mind you, I look mad even when there IS music.

Poor guy... got peed on? Not intentionally I hope?

You look mad? That must have great advantages...

Some little kid peed on him on purpose. He handed over his cow suit and went to playing bass permanently, until now.

Yup, it does, I'm the natural centre of any party, had it not been for the fact that I don't drink...

Poor guy? But the cow suit needs explaining...

It also keeps people who don't know you away, unless, of course, you aren't that type of bizarre.

He worked at a chicken restaurant whose mascots are cows that say 'eat more chicken'. He had to wear the suit at parties and restaurant openings.

Hmm? I'm not quite sure I understand... Anyway, most of my friends are like that... I don't want friends who can't accept me for what I am... But I don't really dance a lot... mainly for the reason that I can't dance.

Hahahaaaaaaa... that sounds really pathetic... but it's not his fault, though. Do many establishments perform PR-stunts like that in America? It's not very common over here...

I would hope your friends liked you and accepted you! Frolicing through the forests is almost as much fun as dancing...

I don't know very many who do that. Most of our football teams (not soccer) have school mascots that dress up in strange outfits, but it't not all that common. Thank God.

Well, they do, because they're mainly a lot weirder than I am. It's hard to explain some of the things they get up to... but it's all rather innocent.

Well, that's good... You sounded like the cow-outfit was something totally ordinary, so I was beginning to imagine a nation full of PR-mascots... Sheez.. that would be a nightmare

Sounds like my group. They're all a little off, but I love them to death.

Cow costumes go clone...frightening...

Probably the same... I think it might be a musician/band fenomenon.

Yup, it could be the subject of a horror movie, that, or "Attack of the mutant starfishes" (something we came up with in my biology class)

Maybe so. It's truly a cult.

"Attack of the Mutant Starfishes", the sequel to "Attack of the Mutant Frogs", set in the lovely Chesapeake area...

Well, the idea came when we studied what starfishes eat, and how they do it... I don't remember quite what they do, but I think they generally sit down on their prey, and suck them to pieces... Which could really make a good horro movie...
Imagine a huge starfish gliding up from the shore, jumping into the air, and then sucking someones eyes out...

Oh the horror...

That is rather frightening. A sort of cross between the Little Mermaid and Planet of the Apes. I'd pay to see it, but look at me!

So would I... Indeed...

But look at you? Erm.. our communication thus far is through text, right? How should I look at you?

I think I shall say that I am a giant with green tresses. Maybe violet eyes as it matches wonderfully with green. And five legs and arms... Hmmm...that sounds familiar!

Ahh... I see... And what planet are you from, then?
I'm from neptune (the trifork is not mandatory, but it helps)... I'm about 2.3m tall, I'm a deep purple, with blue eyes, and green teeth (or the neptunian equivalent).

Hmmm... well, I'm off to do charity work in bosnia...
So I won't be online for a few weeks.

Until then... Bye!

charity work in bosnia...have...fun? neptune. i am from Vodhikia.

Well, yeah, they call it charity, but it's really more of a cultural exchange program. And it's dead fun!!! We're doing loads of crazy stuff, and we're spending hour after hour making music! Mind you, the drumkit down here is terrible...

That does sound like fun. Cultural exchange...charity...the marbles aren't rolling the right way here, but okay! A bad drumkit, nothing worse. Our bass player got his upright back today; it sort of rattles. He made strange faces when he played before, but now we love to watch his face when he hits whatever note(s) make it rattle. Poor thing but at least he doesn't have to go back to work as a cow.