h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hehehe, why not?

*Uh... I don't think you'll be sleeping in my closet. My bookcase is currently occupied, too. *Yes, yes, I can completely understand that. *You are so much fun to irritate. *Did NOT. *Well? *Fireflies are everywhere. *Bah, if I didn't I'd not tell you, but I don't remember what this is about. *I'm not sure, but I do need more.********* (Shermie-fish is lovely as ever. The Cavaliers are back at Alice's until Tuesday for shots and checkups. Poor Dee was having a fit when I left her. (I need to get more salad dressing. (Indeed? (So, sew buttons on your underwear? (Blc. Batey de Fiesta. Gorgeous.) (Bah. Sherman is now digging through my closet for something. (*pummels* (Brilliance found in me. (I am, you just are a little convoluted at the moment. (*gags*...Alright!!! You are too. *grumblegrumble*))))))))

I'm horrid at it. It's fun, though, and I love the water. Aww, why not?!

Ah, right. There are now four pairs of scissors on my desk.

I don't think he'd accept it, and I'd feel very silly if he didn't.

*You've _promised_ me a week in your closet! *Hehe. *Yep, if it bothered me, I would've done something about it by now. *Did TOO *Well what? *Not over here they ain't. *No, it's about some horrid country song. *Dressing is nice. ******** (That's good. Tara's fine too. Aww... poor Dee. (You've said that already. (It would appear to be the case. (Doubt it. (Is this another 'chid?))(Hehe. Can't you stop him? (Yay for that. Mmm kisses. (So it would seem. (Am not! No more than what's natural anyway. Are you going to keep pushing away compliments like this? (Thank you. You really aren't used to handling compliments, are you?))))))))

Water is good. Patronizing is a bit degrading, don't you find?

How does your desk accumulate these objects?

Why wouldn't he accept?

*Actually, you've got two. You would really rather stay in my closet than in my toy box or my bathtub? **pokepoke* *Come ON! Let me think I'm bothering you. *Did NOT! *Well, I was waiting for you to get done with your...tantrum. *You just said ain't. They're EVERYWHERE here. Lovely little creatures. *Oh, gosh, got ANOTHER call about that today. *I like this lovely green avocado dressing. You can only find it at certain stores usually.********** (How is her digestive track? Weren't you worried about that? Poor Dee isn't mine. She's not supposed to get attached to me. (Have I? Have I mentioned that it's green? (Amazing. (You sure? (Yes. A hybrid. AAAAAGH! I'm really liking these Blc./Lc. crosses... (I did. He's hunting for my blankie. (You're sounding like Sherman. Just as cute, too. (Hehe. (You are convoluted, still. You haven't gotten past that lovely high called infatuation, quite yet, dear. Probably, I'm not trying to be difficult, however. (Pleased? Maybe I get them too much? Or maybe it's that I'm a depressing realist about thinks like this?)))))))))

I like water. A lot. Entirely, but you get about as wound up as I can when I do that.

I'm not sure. Probably the same way my lap accumulates dogs. One minute someone will be lying next to me, and they just...appear.

He wouldn't go to the store just to get choccie for me.

*True that. Depends on where there's more room. The bathtub is out of the question. **ouch* *Ah but it's so much more fun to see you annoy yourself. *Did TOO *Which tantrum was that? *I know. You must have something to do with it. Mmmmm. *A call about it? *What, guacamole? We usually make that at home. Loads of garlic in. Mmmmmm. ********* (Fine. I was worried, but she seems to be just splendid. I know, but she's been living and working with you, hasn't she? (Just now, yes. (Isn't it though? (Can never be completely sure. But I don't think it's something I'm likely to do. (How lovely. (Isn't there some way of putting it out of his reach? (Mmmmmmmmmmmm... ( (I'm trying to get over it, but it's just so... incredibly warm and cozy. Maybe not, but you are making it a bit difficult nonetheless. Never mind, I do enjoy a challenge every now and then. (Very. I think you haven't learned to take them in yet. Low self-esteem on one level, yet you've got an exceptional pride.))))))))))

Wound up in what way, though?

Interesting fact, that.

*titters* Can't imagine that.

*No bathtubs, eh? I guess you'll be sleeping in the closet then. The toybox is a perfect size for me to curl up in. *Sensitive, are you? *Bah, I don't annoy myself. *Did NOT. *The one you just had. *Nonono, I hardly...ever use ain't. Too bad they're really ugly. *Yes, that blasted song. *No, this is salad dressing and it's got avocados in it. I love guacamole. Mmm, I'm glad to hear you like it. Moles (not the animal) are divine.********** (I'm glad to hear that. Lovely girl, she is. Yes, but they're not supposed to get attached to you. I don't see much of a choice, really, since I can only get her to work for me. Food doesn't appeal to her. (I'm really missing it. I use it on most everything. (Ah, well, that's probably why they have that expression. (Yes. (There is, but I like to have it out sometimes. I just pulled it out again, last week. (*titters* (Gagagagagagagaga...you'll never guess what I lost. (I try to avoid it. A little too variable for me. Well, have at it, pal. (I'm glad. *rollseyes* Believing them is required in order to properly take them in. I think I'll stick to humility, for now, as arrogance is horribly unnattractive. I don't really know that it's low self esteem, as much as inherent shyness. Ah, sweet pride, my favorite sin, no?)))))))))



Dadadadaaaaa...

I'll get it soon, really.

*No bathtubs. If it's perfect for you, it's likely to be impossible for me. *Nope, but I got the feeling you were using a pointed stick. *You do, indirectly. *Did TOO. *I have no recollection of any such event. *Then where on earth did I get it from? Can't have it all. *Who'd call you about something like that? *A green avocado-based salad dressing. Now, that's interesting. You're going to have to find out what it's called. ******** (She is indeed. Well, you can't avoid it. (Ah, I see. It sounds great. Do find out what it's called, will you? (Most likely. What are we on about here? (Is that sad, though? (You missed one! (Mmmmmm... (I know very well. Good luck in the search. (I suppose it is. (At one level, yes. Can't you believe that people mean it when they say things? Perhaps... Your pride is your strength. Mmmmmm.))))))))

Grrrrr.

*drumsolowithweirdcymbalattheend*

I'm not the one withering away to a dry, sad husk due to lack of brownies.

*Even extremely clean bathtubs? They're so nice and cool. Didn't think of that. *Oh, no pointed sticks. I know how delicate you are. *Never. *Did NOT. *Read the backlog. *getsoutpointystick* *You read. Ain't ain't a word and I ain't gonna say it. Say ain't five times and you ain't gonna get it. *Sick people. Very sick people. Cayle called 'OMGOMGOMGOMG! I just heard a song and it's yours! I'm buying the CD for you!' *I know what it's called, but I don't think you'll know the brand name. It's called Green Goddess, but who knows what it is.******** (Does she smile? Probably not. (I just told you. (Sewing buttons on underwear. (Probably. (Nope, I didn't. (*purrs* (I have found them. He put them under his bed. (What about pink? You could have a black, white, and pink bathroom, why not black, pink, and white reasoning? Yes, that's perfect. Everything I feel about you will go into the pink area. Pink is your color... (How often do people say things that they really mean? Pride grinds me back into the same situations I always get into, but it's there. When you meet me, you will see that I have the strangest things that I am shy about. Mmmmmmmmmm... Today I'd just like to sit on you.))))))))))

*pounces*

Hehehehe, I love it when people play with ride cymbals that have been ruined. You get this horrid bawaonogagnoagnoag.

I'm quite happy. You've given me something to go on. The chocolate will arrive shortly.

*Yes, but they're all too short for me, which means that my neck gets tired and sore from it. *Thank god for that. And you can just keep off that fresh fruit too! *You know I'm right. I just fend you off with rationality until you tire. *Did TOO! *I did not. *armshimself with a fresh bunch of logan berries* *Yes, but I can't imagine where I've read it. *Very sick indeed. *Ah, I see. Well, we've got pesto dressing, so I can't complain. ******** (She does. Collies smile like no other dogs on this earth. It looks as if their heads are about to be separated at mouth-level. (Yes. Damn that. (Then you've left one out. So confusing, this is. (Why so? (Yes you did. Before the underwear sewing, apparently. (I wish I did that too. (Incredible, that. (Hehe. Pink haze... (Not too often, but every now and then. I say things I mean most of the time. Especially when talking to you. Yes. Like what? I can live with that.))))))))

Stop tickling!

Ah, yes. Road accidents as we some times refer to them as.

Chocolate by delivery. *snapsnap*

*Ah, didn't think of that. **getsoutstick* *And you said you fought cleanly. *DID NOT!! *I was instructing you to. *attacksandbites* *It's everywhere. *Bread, cliche, and cliche, for you. *Mmm, pesto. ******* (Hehehehe, sort of like dolphins, then? (Muahahaha... (I haven't left any out. (You're asking me? (Underwear is nice. (You wish you purred? I think that may be a generally female characteristic, although I don't know of anyone who does it other than me. (Irritating, that. (I've got a picture for you as soon as I bother to take it... (But you are a bit different to me, no? I don't know, little strange things. I usually don't introduce myself to people. I prefer to eat alone in strange places where I don't know anyone. Strange things that shouldn't matter.))))))))))

Posh, like I'd tickle *you*!!

We call them train wrecks.

If you'd like. I could get some myself when I go to Drammen today.

*Not unnatural that. I wonder why nobody produces comfortable bathtubs in my size... **Picks up shield.* *I do not bite, I do not pinch, I do not kick, and I do not hit. I wrestle, I throw and I fend off blows. *Did TOO!!! *I'm too lazy for that, and you know it. *Whoops, didn't mean to move out of the way when you pounced like that* *I always manage to avoid stuff like that. I have no idea how I do it as of yet. *Yes, alright. *Pesto indeed. ******** (Pretty much. One shouldn't trust someone who grins like that, but I can't help it. (Are you trying to kill this one? (Yes you did! (I believe I was, yes. (Agreed. (It is indeed a female characteristic, but I'd be happy to do it now, just to express my feelings more accurately. (Yes. What are you going to do about it? (Oh? YAY! (Definitely. That's the odd thing. Ah, I can live with that, I think I even find that incredibly charming.))))))))

You've already said you would.

That's another way of saying it. I think I could use some of them for contemporary sound effects.

That sounds like a plan.

*They do, actually. When we lived in Germany, we had this gargantuan, heart-shaped tub. You could fit all three of us kids in there, with plenty of room left. They make bathtubs of all sizes, provided you want to shuck out the cash and purchase one. *Cheater. *That's dirty. Let the person wear themselves out and then pin them. You're supposed to get involved...or something. *Did NOT!!!! *I know it, but I thought I'd give it a try, anyway. *I didn't pounce, I attacked. *Your time will come, young one, your time will come. *You sure? *Yummers. Actually, I found a recipe for that salad dressing. I'll try it once, but I think I'm better off buying it.********** (Hehehe, she's so cute! I can understand why. (I may be. I don't remember. (Did not! Must we start this again? (You are sillier than I thought, in that case. (Alrighty, then. (Well, darling, go ahead and purr. (*narrowseyes* (Yes... (You find most everything charming, however.)))))))))

Bah, and you listen to me.

Ugh. Just ugh.

It is a plan.

*Ah, yes. I should've added something about 'at reasonable prices'. *Not at all. *Nope, my fighting is clean, my tactics, however, are dirty. *Did TOO!!!!! (How many of these can we manage?) *Yes. It didn't work too well, though. *It goes for the same, you hit air and tripped over my foot. *I'd rather not. *No? *Mmmmmm. Sounds lovely anyhow. ******** (She's an absolute doll, and such a lovely character too. (Sudden attack of amnesia? (Not if you give in. You SO DID. I've checked with the backlog. (Hmmmm... Mmmmmm... (Yes, and how's your day been? (*purrs* (Why attack me? I haven't taken your CDs (I love piccies. (Only if they are. Everybody's got something nice about them, but you've got a lot of it.))))))))

Yes, I do not have much choice in that matter.

Hey, don't knock it. My teacher's an expert at microtonal music.

Brownie status?

*Yes, that's always a kicker. Actually, here, provided you don't want a swimming pool, garden tubs are pretty affordable. *Oh, yes. *Which means you're a dirty fighter. Covertly. At least I'm open about it. *Did NOOOOOOOOOT!!!! (What'd'ya mean?) *I tried. *Trust me, I would have been watching for your feet. You are tall and probably have large feet, so they would have been unmissable. *Oh, yes... *I dunno. *It should be.******* (She does look like quite a card. Does she have strange behaviors? (Possibly. (I don't even remember what I didn't do! (*rubsface* I should do the good Southern girl thing and swan. (It's been a day. I am absolutely pasted. Something about getting up at six in the freakin' morning and walking all day, being attacked by strange people, and being told, 'Oh, you're a gray' completely wipes you out. You? (Mmmm, feel better? (Who said I was going to attack you? (This one is...horrid but still very entertaining. (*sweetsmile* And you're full of crap. )))))))))))))

You do.

Microtones are not usually characterized as 'train wrecks'.

Pending.

*Indeed. Well, I want a bathtub, not a garden tub, really. *
Why? *Nope. I do not fight dirtily, because I do not really fight. I function as a mobile wall. *Did too. Stop being so irrational about it. (the exclamation marks, as you know very well) *And you get credit for that, don't worry. *Yes, Impossible to miss tripping over, that is. * *Maybe, then. *Let's hope. ******** (She has a few. She's rubbish at fetching. She runs after the object, picks it up once it lands, and carries it off to her favorite spot on the lawn. Then she lies there biting it till you come and get it. If you want her to fetch something for you, you have to stand on that spot. Otherwise, she'll just drop whatever she's holding if you ask her to bring it. I'm a bit worried about her now, though. She's not eating properly, and she seems to be sad about something. (How annoying. (That's no excuse! (Mmmmmm even more. I miss you. (Sounds horrid. Who said you were a "gray"? Well, I've had 3 gigs in 24 hours. Last one's tomorrow, so I'm going to bed any minute. (I did. I'm feeling awful now, but I'll recover once I get some rest. (You narrowed your eyes. (Extremely so. (Hey! I was being honest. If you don't like my positive view of the world, then that's your problem, but don't take it out on me! </largewhineyoutburst&gt)))))))

Nope, my feelings don't allow me such pleasures.

Nope, but he studies contemporary music with his main focus on microtones. He's got loads of cymbals. You should see his 'workshop'

Brownie status: pending.

*A bathtub, not a garden tub. *blinksrapidlyandcockshead* Joke? *Because you take advantage of the other person's offensive actions. *I have this horrible picture of me wearing out, you pinning me down, and tickling me until I die. *Did NOT. Bah, irrationality plays no part in this. The rational action would be to let it go. (exclamation marks? Whodewhah?) *Alright, then. Wow. *Oh, no, give me some credit. I am a dancer. I may not be able to walk, but I can surely jump and maneuver. Wow, that was a little...wrong sounding. *I now have this burning desire to copy a vinyl to CD just to drive you hopping mad. *I'm not sure, but I think this one had to do with cabbage. *There's something about pureeing anchovies that...*swallows* gets to me.********* (Hehe, she's not rubbish at fetching, she just doesn't WANT to fetch. I mean, sheesh, why should she carry anything to you when she knows you'll come and get it? What a girl. Will she eat anything? Poor dear. I don't remember how old she is. (Comes with being drifty. (Fine. Hmph. DID NOT DID NOT DID NOT DID NOT! Hmphity hmph hmph hmph. (Shh, this isn't a good day for this. (Every freakin' administrator on campus. Poor duckie, pooped are you? Why so many in such a short time? (Know the feeling. Sheesh. (Just because I narrow my eyes, doesn't mean I am going to pounce on you and rip out your jugular. (You'll have to take some funny ones. (I don't quite know how to reply. I feel like a child who just got terribly scolded.)))))))))))

*cough* I sincerely hope you didn't mean that like I interpreted it. The Stacy psyche is a delicate thing.

I'm still trying to figure out why I got pratted at...

They're now baked, and eaten.

*Nope. Isn't there a difference between a tub in your garden and one inside your bathroom? Language barrier getting to me again, I suppose. *Nope. I just choose not to participate. It's their fault if they wish to resort to such primitive measures of problem solving. *You might risk that, yes. A whole day of holding each other and tickling each other... Mmmmm... *Did TOO! Plays a huge part, so it does. You know neither of us can. (Backlog time for you, I think.) *Wow what? *Yes, but I'm capable of moving my foot to another point in the air when you're jumping. *If you can bother yourself with all that, I suppose you deserve the pleasure. It takes a lot to drive me hopping mad, mind you. *Why so? *What, dear?******** (Precisely. Yes, she's eating better. She's five. (I suppose so. (*sigh* (No, I suppose it wasn't, but I only found out about that after I had posted. (How extremely odd. That's about the last thing I'd think of saying about you. Quite so. It's recovery time. (Indeed. (It means you're considering it, though, doesn't it? (I took loads of pictures of people stomping the mats. (I dunno. I didn't mean to scold you.))))))))

I don't think I did. Was yesterday a bad day, or is that just how I'm reading it?

No idea.

Hmm, I saw one.

*Cole Slaw has one in his garden... Garden tubs are just large tubs, dear. *Oooh...*waveshandsintheair* Hoothoothoothootgruntgrunt... *I may be able to tolerate that. Mmmmmm, indeed. I don't think I'd ever get tired of it. *Did NOT! Neither of us WILL. There's quite a difference. (Bah, banishing me to the drudgery of combing through backlog to figure out what you're talking about. That's not very nice.) *Wow, you just...let me have it. *Don't say that. I would cry for a week if I slammed down on the edge of a piece of furniture. I have scars from experience. *Yes, but the more I contemplate it, the more useless sounding it gets. I mean, all you have to do before I wind you completely up is disconnect. Trust me, this would have anyone in fits. *Haven't a clue. *I don't know, honestly. Just the thought of pureeing little fishies that smell rank into a grayish paste makes me queasy.******** (Smart dog. I'm glad to hear that. *titter* Her pictures make me think she's giving you the 'oh, what a stupid monkey he is' look a lot. Middle aged, then. (I think that qualifies as humoring the two-year old who is having tantrums. (Not to worry. (Well, it wasn't in reference to me, so much as the program I'm doing. I'm not a 'traditional student', but I'm not in the special program that does what I'm doing. I'm not covered by either area, and have been told that I need to be in black or white. Bah, I'm liking this gray, here, keeps the anonymity. Three days of play makes Øyvind a tired boy? ((Alright, I have to do this.) Veraciously. (*liftschinup* No. (And they were grand fun! (Oh, I think I quite deserved it. I wasn't allowing you your opinion.))))))))

No, you didn't. I was in a horribly over-analytical mood. It wasn't a good day, no.

So I get an uprbraiding for no reason?

Looked good, no?

*Think of a garden tub full of cole slaw... Too few wovels in that name for me, actually. Alright, then... I am incredibly silly. *There you have it. If you want my full opinion, I will say that violence rarely solves a problem, because it never proves you _right_ about anything. Discussion, however... *I don't think I can get tired of it either. *Did TOO! Well, yes, but you can't really determine wether you really can until you do. (Well, this is a somewhat heated argument, but I'll say it. We were increasing the number of exclamation marks steadily to get a more powerful statement than the other.) *Yes. I think you deserve it. *Awww... Sorry. I will not trip you, and you will not punch me, is that an alright deal? *Ah, I see. You forget, I've been hardened. I've been to TG three times, dear. *We do think in strange ways. *Yes, I can understand that. Why do it, though? ******** (Indeed. She doesn't really. She smiles a lot of the time, but she hasn't understood the concept of using cameras. So she didn't see why I wanted her to sit still and look at me. Yes. (What? (I'm not worried. (But why bother with black or white when gray is so much better for you? That and a party at the end of it. ((Why so) I do believe you. (Alright, then. (Yes, they were. We've got some video recordings, but Kristian managed to hold the camera sideways, so I need to rotate the whole freakin' film 90 degrees. Damn him. (True, that, but you were joking. I still dislike upsetting you.))))))))

Awww. I do understand why, now.

Oh, no. "I'm sure I had a reason at the time, I just can't remember what it was"

Magnificent.

*What a waste of good, raw cabbage and good, vinegar sauce. You can pronounce things without wovels, it's I who has such trouble with names like 'Yngve'. Though, I do think I have that down, now. You are splendidly silly, darling. * Discussion is fine and dandy, but most everyone needs some sort of physical vent for aggressions. Unless, of course, you happen to be superhuman. *I suppose we'll see. Yes, I know, shh... *Did NOT! Well, I am emotionally and mentally weak, so you are going to be the one to kill it. I *shakewobble* can't do it. (A heated argument? You may have been adding one every time, but I was just holding down 'shift + 1'.) *WOOHOO! You're not just giving it to me out of the kindness of your lovely pink heart, are you? *Sounds splendid to me. And if I bite you, I won't bite hard enough to leave teethmarks. *Oh, big tough macho man. *Agreed. I'm happy with them, however. We generally reach the same conclusions. *Well, it was in the recipe for the salad dressing. When I consider the work involved and the price, it is both cheaper (a lot cheaper, actually) and a lot less work to just buy it premade.********* (Or fences, apparently. I would love to see her watch you when you're practicing conducting. (I had a tantrum and you sighed. (I'm glad. (Which is precisely why I'm not bothering with black and white in this instance. The party would be considered play, would it not? ((Couldn't bring myself not to do it.) I'm glad. (You don't believe me. (Muaha, there was one picture you sent me that was at a weird rake. Hahaha... (I wasn't really joking, but I wasn't being completely serious, either. I hope you never like to upset me. I dislike getting you agitated, as it is.))))))))

I'm pleased about telling you, even. Frightening.

Bah, throwing my words back at me again. I may have to start taking quotes out of context just for you.

They were lovely to eat, too.

*I suppose so. It would still be a ridiculous sight. True. Have you, now? I shall have to test you. As are you, it's absolutely lovely. *Only because they haven't found the other way around it. It's a target to work towards, though. Isn't it? *We will indeed, dearest. I didn't say a thing. *Did TOO!! I see no reason to terminate it yet, however. (Well, however it worked, the result was that the number increased by one every time.) *Not out of kindness, but perhaps because I'm soft. Hard to tell, that. *Very well. Absolutely splendid, actually. * This is about mental pressure, dear. Not physical. *Yes, and even when we don't we still do, paradoxical as it sounds. *Then you should definitely buy it premade. ******** (Hehehehe. That would be quite ridiculous. She'd probably just look away uninterested. (Ah, yes, but that means you skipped a bracket! (As am I. (But no general principle, apparently. Well, yes, but it was still tiring. ((Awwsies.) You should be expecting it, really. (I do, but I was laughing at your response. (Yes, I do that from time to time just for artistic purposes. Straight up and down is a bit boring, isn't it? (Yes, that's a dangerous situation. I never do, it rips my heart out, actually. )))))))

Well, I'm glad you told me. I think it's the way it should be.

Actually, that was exactly the same context.