h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Well I'd like to say I was like an elephant that never forgets but there is the odd little thing I forget such as when to write an age with letters and when to do it with the actual number.

Don't worry about thing like that, Opti - I still have to check some rules. Anyway, that's what we have Sub-editors for

Skanky for being supportive.

If you'd like me to help you with or something I'll be there for you.

We're always on the look-out for good writers, you know

damn that counts me out

Yeah, good point

back at ya

wonders if its best to , throw back or give up cos she's been through another frustrating Tuesday.

Oh, don't bother with Tuesdays. Just throw food around, it's much more fun!

showers Skanky with

That's better

I'd better stop showering you in and so that you can get to grips with . On second thoughts no I won't....

You're a rubbish shot, anyway - I bet you can't even hit me when I do this

me I'm rubbish at a lot of things

no your not!

You are right there Prof, not at all rubbish, jolly blooming good at lots of thigs.

she's got to be brill Bobshe talks to mes modestly

Yep you need a high IQ to communicate with the Prof

anything over 5ft 3ins is above me